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Meet the Beatles or Aragorn's Ballad to Arwen
The situation: Aragorn has been caught by Arwen while he was courting Éowyn. Now he has to repair the damage and calm down jealous Arwen who is sulking.by Elanor Vanimedle, Elijah's Grey Panthers
Alright, everybody get ready, here comes Arwen!
Hey, how's it going honey?
*glares sullenly*
Look, I know you're still mad at me, but maybe this will cheer you up!
My cheer is mine to give to whom I will!
Please just listen...
*cues music and gets everyone into their places...*
*plays clarinet intro*
When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now...
Will you still be sending me a valentine?
Birthday greetings...?
Bottle of wine....?!
...
If I been out till quarter to three, would you lock the door?
Will you still need me?
Will you still FEED me?
When I'm Sixty Four.
You'll be older tooooooooo!
And if you say the word...I could stay with you!
You realize that sixty four came and went a long time ago for both of us, right?
...Just listen to the next verse....
I could be handy mending a fuse, *or not*
when your lights have gone!
You can knit a sweater by the fireside...
Sunday mornings go for a ride!
Doing the garden, trimming the weeds, who could ask for more?
Will you still need me?
Will you still feed meh?
When I'm Sixty Four...
Of course I'll still feed you Pippin...Aragorn, I'm still not so sure about though....
Every Summer we can rent a cottage in the Aisle of White, if it's not too dear...
Really, we can visit daddy??
We shall scrimp and save!
Don't ruin it...
Grandchildren on your knee...
Vera, Chuck, and Dave.
Send me a postcard, drop me a line, stating point of view!
Indicate precisely what you mean to say...
You're sincerely wasting away!
Give me your answer, fill in a form....Mine forever more!
Will you still need me?
Will you still feed me??
When I'm sixty four
Whoo!