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Sammy Sammy Wise
sung by The Hobbits
by Perhin Gamgins
Sammy, Sammy-wise
Where are you?
You're right behind Frodo
You protect him all the time and cut his lawn
And you like to eat a lot
You work as a gardener and a bodyguard on the side, the side
Merry and Pippin like to raid your fridge Oh yea!
Sammy, Sammy wise
Where are you?
You're in the closet kissing Rosie
Had thirteen kids, and adopted two
And they are Meriadoc and Peregrin
Sammy, Sammy-wise
Black belt of Frying Pans
Black belt of frying pans
Sammy, Sammy wise
Fool of a Gamgee !