The Bagginses

Where's my Ring Again?

Lead Vocals: The Eye of Sauron

A punk rock anthem about being unfairly treated just because you're a huge flaming lidless eye.
Music / Original Song: "What's My Age Again" by blink-182
Text: Caleby
Original Lyrics: [here]
Original Song: [RIGHT-CLICK-SAVE]

I took her out
It was a Friday night
I wore Elf-scent
to get the feeling right
It was all going well
She looked into my eye
But then she saw there's only one

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're a Dark Lord
And are still just a giant flaming eye
What the hell are eyelids?
My friends say I should find my ring

Where's my ring again?
Where's my ring again?

Then later on,
when home was near
I called up Arwen
from a Palantir
I said I was Sauron
And your boyfriend's a wuss
This eye looks down on mortal Men

And that's about the time that She-elf hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're a Dark Lord
And are still just a ball of orange light
What the hell is physical form?
My friends say I should find my ring

Where's my ring again?
Where's my ring again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're a Dark Lord
And are still just a glorified lighthouse
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should find my ring

Where's my ring again?
Where's my ring again?

And that's about the time always start to moan
No one should judge me on my looks alone
When I'm going to conquer all Middle-earth
Why bother with flesh & bone?
I never want to find my ring

Where's my ring again?
Where's my ring again?
Where's my ring again?