Smiling Frodo

The Bagginses

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"Angel"

based on the performance by Shaggy
"Ranger (A LOTR song)" Parody by Ethan Mawyer

Sure I'm a ranger, but not just a ranger
There's the blood of kings circulating through me
Some say I'm a ranger, since I am a ranger
If not for that then things would stink, truly

I found all four hobbits inside an inn
That was as safe as inside of a cannon
We all left but then Frodo, he just panicked
Ring on his hand, then, the Black Rider stabbed him
I though fast and we got the hell on
Going to Rivendell to see Elrond
If Elrond had not managed to cure that
Magic wound I'm sure that things would be much more bad

Sure I'm a ranger, but not just a ranger
There's the blood of kings circulating through me
Some say I'm a ranger, since I am a ranger
If not for that then things would stink, truly

Mirthrandir was without doubt the wisest
And what happened in the dwarf mine it surprised us
Could have fled, but he fought and died, just
Fell down the mine but, doing that saved us
Must take it in stride since I am a ranger
It's my turn to help us through all of the danger
But the journey that's ahead of us is so long
I have got to be strong, I must not do something wrong

If we don't get rid of the ring, then I can't be the King
In the place that's called Gondor
But if the one ring I was wielding, then all would be yielding
Must not think that any more

If we don't get rid of the ring, then I can't be the King
To me that would be quite a pain
But if the one ring I was wielding, then all would be yielding
Now, evil thought please leave my brain

Sure I'm a ranger, but not just a ranger
There's the blood of kings circulating through me
Some say I'm a ranger, since I am a ranger
If not for that then things would stink, truly

I found all four hobbits inside an inn
That was as safe as inside of a cannon
We all left but then Frodo, he just panicked
Ring on his hand, then, the Black Rider stabbed him
I though fast and we got the hell on
Going to Rivendell to see Elrond
If Elrond had not managed to cure that
Magic wound I'm sure that things would be much more bad

Sure I'm a ranger, but not just a ranger
There's the blood of kings circulating through me
Some say I'm a ranger, since I am a ranger
If not for that then things would stink, truly

Sure I'm a ranger, but not just a ranger
There's the blood of kings circulating through me
Some say I'm a ranger, since I am a ranger
If not for that then things would stink, truly