The Bagginses

I Feel Pretty
to "I Feel Pretty", A Westside Story, Leondard Bernstein

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright! (And very cute!)
And I pity
Any man who isn't with me tonight. (Aragorn, are you listening?)

I feel charming, *sways*
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel! *pirouettes*
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real. (I’m plastic. Who cares?)

See the pretty Elf in that mirror there: (Don’t tell Galadriel I stole her mirror, ok?)
Who can that attractive Elf be? (Everyone knows I’m the prettiest so what a question!)
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty tunic,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty gaze,
Such a pretty voice,
Such a pretty laugh,
Such a pretty walk, (So I’m going a little overboard here.)
Such a pretty meeeeeee! *another pirouette*

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and prancing for joy, *throws arms out for a dramatic ending*
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful hunk of a man!!!!!! (Only in my dreams of course. Darn!)

*tosses hair back with a hmphf*