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Pippin: O the ale of the Green Dragon
Is good enough for me
Merry: after quite a few full flagons
You can hear him down in Bree!
Both: At the inn at the Green Dragon
You can hear a roaring fire
And the singing of a Merry song
With Pippin on the lyre!
Pippin: Oh the Brandybuck is off-key
Merry: And the lyre is out of tune!
Both: The resulting noise was so awful
That the patrons fled the room!
Both: Intoxicated hobbits
You would not like to meet
Especially when the ones concerned
Had a little too much mead!