The Bagginses

Help! (Lead Vocals: Sauron the Deceiver)

by Istari Inc
(John Lennon, Paul McCartney)

Help! I need a ring.

Help! Not just any ring.

Help! I'm gonna need the One Ring!

~

When I was younger,

so much younger than today

I made a bunch of rings, and then I gave them all away.

But now those days are gone,

I need the One right now

No matter where it is, I will find it somehow!

~

Help me get my ring, or I will frown

And if I won't get it, I'll be truly down

Help me run those Hobbits to the ground

Won't you please, please help me!

~~

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways

I can't rule dwarves with their darn rings, it sucks, you sure can say!

The only Rings that worked were those I gave the Nine

My Nazzies are my pride and joy, but now I do need mine!

~~

Help me get my ring, or I will frown

And if I won't get it, I'll be truly down

Help me run those Hobbits to the ground

Won't you please, please help me!

~~

The Ring's so close, so close I sure can feel its might

That hobbit came to bring the One to me at last, alright!.

But all those others, men and elves and dwarves and Ents

They don't agree for me to have the One and kick my pants!

~~

Help me get my ring, or I will frown

And if I won't get it, I'll be truly down

Help me run those Hobbits to the ground

Won't you please, please help me!

*thud*