The Bagginses

Queen - Bohemian Raphsody

sent by Peregrin Took, found on [here] .

Gandalf:
Frodo, you’ve got to know, got to see
This small ring sets evil free
Don’t waste time drinking tea
This ring really should be destroyed
Destroyed
Samwise, you go along
Please don’t let this hobbit die

Sam:
Worry not, for I will try

Frodo and Sam:
Now we’re
Walking through a field
But now Pippin and Merry knocked us down

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:
Falling, oo-ooh

Pippin:
I almost fell in poo

Frodo:
I think there might be something up ahead
Off the road, off the road

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:
Being followed by a ringwraith

Gatekeeper:
Hobbits!

Frodo:
Please let us in

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:
Prancing Pony, here we come

Pippin:
That’s a pint?! I’m getting one!

Aragorn:
I know, little Frodo
You’ve got a ring

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry and Aragorn:
Gotta leave this place and go to Rivendell

Sam:
Frodo, oo-ooh
I hope you don’t die

Arwen:
I will take you to my father Elrond

Elrond:
Let’s have a council to begin a fellowship

Council, not Frodo:
Where’s the ring? Where’s the ring?
Who will take it to Mordor?

Frodo:
I am very frightened
But you can rely on me

Aragorn:
You have my sword

Legolas:
You have my bow

Gimli:
You have my axe

Fellowship:
Come on, let’s go

Elrond:
Fellowship, good luck to you

Fellowship:
We have to go-o-o-o-o

Frodo:
I’m just a hobbit
Home I desire

Fellowship, not Frodo:
He’s just a hobbit
He is from the Shire
Frodo, save us
From Sauron’s eternal fire

Fellowship:
Mountain’s cold
Caves are old

Gollum:
Gollum wants his gold

Fellowship, not Gandalf:
Say, Gandalf, oh!
Oh, which way should we go?

Gandalf:
Here we go!

Fellowship, not Gandalf:
Oh, Gandalf!
You’re beaten by a foe!

Gandalf:
Better go!

Frodo:
No, Gandalf

Sam:
Oh, how were we to know?

Aragorn:
Didn’t know!

Legolas:
No, we did not know!

Pippin and Merry:
No, no, no!

Gimli:
Oh, we didn’t know!

Aragorn:
Let him go-o-o-o!

Frodo:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Aragorn:
We have to go
We have to go
No time for crying, don’t you know

Fellowship:
Lothlorien is a haven in the woods
For us, for us, for us!

Galadriel:
Will you look in the mirror that shows many things?
It shows you what will come if Sauron gets that ring!
Oh, Frodo!
You must not fail us, Frodo!

Frodo:
I’ll do my best
Just wait til the end of this quest

Aragorn:
Boromir is dead now

Legolas:
Soon you will be king

Frodo:
Sam, let’s go to Mordor

Frodo and Sam:
It’s time to destroy this evil ring

Fellowship:
Fellowship is broken

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