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Pippin - If you pinch me one more time, Merry...
Merry - Yeah? What? Want to switch? Great, you can have my arse in your face instead!
For the last time, you little ants, I don't have any darn pokèmon cards. Go bug someone else!
Gandalf thought he'd have a quick ciggie before going on...
No, Pip. It's not time for second breakfast... *thinks* God, I'm gonna kill you...
Leggy - And when I snap my fingers you'll wake up and think you're a chicken.
Seeing one of Gimli's old, dirty socks crawl away totally freaked Frodo out.