The Bagginses
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Contest # 36
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| It's the, eye of the hobbit it's the thrill of the night. Standing up to this guy named strider... | by Kirsten of the Panta-Loons |
| *Pippin on harmonics* Merry: I'd do anything for you dear anything, yes I'd do anything for you... Sam: Leave me all your will? Merry: Anything Sam: Even fight my (pony) Bill? Merry: What fisticuffs? |
by Fiona |
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1. Merry: I think That fly is over there. 2. Sam: Right, let me at it. |
by Luke |
| samL: will fight for food merry: with the rock and fire pippin: yea, what he said |
by alisha |
| Dom: I have a candlestick and I know how to use it! *sets fire to Sean's hair* Sean: Gahhhh!!!!! You're dead now! Safety Sean Rule #1: Don't play with fire. |
by Pendragon |
| Sam fails to realize that his hair is on fire from Merry's torch | by good_one_pip |
| Pippin: The monster is under my bed, Sam! Sam: You said there was a salesman that wouldn't go away! Pippin: ... Sam: I'm leaving -Later that night- Voice: *clang* Preeecciiiooouuusss. . . Pippin: Merry, I'm scared |
by Emily the Gna |
| Sam thinks to self---uuhh wow this is weird. Mery thinks to self--what is he waiting for Pippen thinks to self--we didnt have second breakfest I dont think this is a good time to tell them that!! |
by Kara |
| Sam: And you have my fists! Merry: And you have my candlestick! Pippin: And my barstool! |
by Hobbit-eyes |
| The hobbits didn't respond as well as Elrond had hoped when they learnt they weren't invited to the Council... | by Hobbit-eyes |
| Sam wows merry and pippin with his amazing shadow puppets | by Becca |
| *Sam starts singing*:If there's somethin' strange in your village Who ya gonna call? Nazgulbusters! If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good. Who ya gonna call? Nazgulbusters! *hums do-do's to most of the song as Pippin turns to Merry* Pippin: Don't tell me he ate all those brownies last night. Merry: Yes, Pip he did. And talk about chocolate overload. Pippin: Not to mention the sugar high *Sam continues* I ain't afraid of no 'wraiths! |
by Ainamenelwen |
| Sam-put 'em up Merry-*defiently* THERe'S MORE THAN 36 WAYS TO HURT SOMONE WITH A CANDLESTICK!!!! |
by Ithilden |
| The unknown voice in the distance: And just who do you three think you are? Sam: "We are Samwise Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took, better known as 'Gandalf's Angels'. Now hand over the Hobbit if you know what's good for ya!" |
by Ainamenelwen |
| Making hand puppets out of shadows never was as fun when Sam joined in . . . | by Anàwiel |
| Sam: Get him let me get him! Wait...who is that? Merry: Sam, were in the wrong movie. Pippin: What are you talking about? Merry: I see barbossa! |
by Marisol |
| Sam:NO MR.FRODO!IT'S OUR TURN TO HAVE ALL THE MAC'N CHEESE! | by CC |
| Merry: My goodness! Two flames! Sam: Two little hands, hiding a candy, make your choice, the other one is empty. |
by Finni |
| Merry: hey Pip? Pippin: Yeah? Merry: I think Sam just realized that we aren't alone. |
by Viggo2000 |
| It's a scarey thing, singing happy birthday to a three year old oliphaunt... | by Robin |
| Merry figures that since Strider's hair is so oily and greasy, it had ought to go up in flames pretty quickly. | by Gollum Reincarnate |
| All rush in, ready for a fight... Sam: Let him go! Or I'll have you long shanks!! *Sam's mouth drops and the hobbits become shocked into speechlessness. The sound of a cricket in the background* Merry: Uh, sorry PJ, we didn't realize that this was your dressing room... |
by anonymous |
| It's the butcher(Sam), the baker (Pippin), and the candlestick maker(Merry) | by Emily |
| sam: ill fight, ya quivering unshaven dirty greasy bag of man Aragorn: are you saying (sniff) that im not pretty? (sniff) sam: um no not at all mr Aragorn sir i just meant you no a wash every now and then wouldnt go astray Aragorn: (sobbing) (sniff) (blows nose) |
by pippins_lady |
| Christmas Caroling with the hobbits can sometimes be dangerous... Sam: If you don't let us sing for you, there's gonna be some rough-housin'!!! |
by Kahli |
| The Hobbits found out that not so many people were interested in a candlelight-karaokebar. | by Draigh |
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Merry: Trick or treat... Dom and Billy look on in horror as Frodo told Sam what he really thought about his cooking... |
by Holz |
| Sam: You want the candles??? THEN COME AND CLAIM THEM!! | by Queenie |
| Sam: Allright you, give us back the Menorah candles or there's gonna be consequences! | by Miss Kriss |
| Merry: Whats that?!? Sam: Whatever it is it's trying to kill Mr Frodo! I'll fight it! Merry: I'll burn it! Pippin: ...and I'll run away from it! |
by Aki |
| The hobbits allow the wraiths to choose their method of death. Pippin:Blunt force Trauma Merry:Burning sam:or a knuckle sandwich |
by Luthien Nenharma |
| Needless to say, noone was impressed with the hobbits rendition of "The Wizard of Oz" Sam: Put 'em up Merry: Like fire? Piippin: Ahhhhhh! |
by Molly |
| merry-he murdered our mayor,burned our crops and poisined our water supply. pip-He DID? sam-NO but lets get him before he does!!! |
by Amy jo |
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Merry and Sam looked very confident in their fighting skills while Pippin was trying to quietly escape through the side door. Dominic during documentary: Ya, Peter (Jackson) had to get really creative with the props. In fact, he once used his old coat hanger for a candle-holder. Behind the Scenes... Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, guess which hand I'm holding the Ring in... |
by ZZZZZ |
| Sam: Where is it? Merry: Oh Sam your sooo strong *swoons* Pippin: There on the curtain! That is one big spider! |
by Mrs Took |
| Lumiere knew he had taken a wrong turn in the road when he ended up in the hands of men the size of Belle's father. | by mango |
| Pippin: (trembling voice) we..wish you..a merry christmas. Mery: And...a happy new year... Sam: oh, where did I leave my candles? D'oh! |
by Efren Took |
| Sean--Nonono!! How many times, Elijah, you can't double-tig a tag!! *prepares to punch Elijah for breaking too many rules* Dom--And when you want to tig Billy after I say, "TigTag" and you say, "Tog," you have to take this candle holder, put it on your head, and do the chicken-dance!! |
by Mrs. Wood |
| Merry: There it is, a ghost! Sam: I'll have his mangy guts for garbage! |
by Emily |
| Sam: Whoa, hes a big fella, don't you think? (Pippin is inching out the door) Merry: Yeah, and these candles aren't making him any happier. Sam: Then put them away! Merry: Nope, sorry, I'm frozen. Sam:So...what do we do... Merry: Uh yeah, I say let's run for it! Lets follow Pip! Sam:Wait...you're frozen, remember? Merry: Oh yeah. Pippin: *Sigh* *Yawn* |
by Alicia |
| Sam: Dude their taller than us! Merry: But we have fire.. Sam: BUT THEY HAVE SWORDS!! |
by Bird |
| Sam;BACK YOU EVIL MAN!!! merry who should we save..... pippin;i vote for the browies and the mashmallos! merry:smores! |
by vharri |
| everybody was kung fu fighting in bree that night. | by tinuviel gil galad |
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And lo! Aragorn was terrified by the three foot tall dwarf men and their candlesticks! Yes, let's do ALL throw candlesticks in the nice wooden room. |
by Eryka |
| sam: now were gonna get you nobody lay's hands on mister frodo! [he's carrying the brownies]! | by pippin the great |
| Sam demonstrates his skill at making shadow figures, Sam: now this is called 'two rocks' |
by Lady of the Woodland Realm |
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"Everybody was kung-fu fighting..." It appeared Sam took the slogan "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger" quite seriously. |
by Sarah |
| The cast had mixed reactions to the news that PJ was going to put together outtakes for the bumper special super duper collecters edition... | by Holz |
| Clue, the LOTR Edition Case: who killed Mr. Gamgee?? Hmm, it's down to Merry or Pippen, with the candle stick or the barstool, in Strider's room... |
by Kitsune-Chan |
| Sam: Are you sure we're ready for this? Merry: Oh, come on they're just fan girls..what harm could they possibly-holy.. |
by Goldilocks |
| Sean: No PJ, you keep that extra plate of shepards pie away from me! I can't stands it no more i tells ya! | by star |
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Merry: Remind me again why we are taking on six-foot human with a very dangerous-looking sharp, pointy thing- Pippin: I think it's called a sword Merry: I don't care what it's called, i want to know why we're fighting it! Merry: *thinks*i can feel that shepherd's pie in my pants. Pippin: do we have to save frodo? I mean, better him than us. Sam: He's the ringbearer! We need him to destroy it and to save Middle-Earth! Pippin: oh, so THAT'S he's wearing that taky ring! Sam: Has it taken you all this time to figure that out? Pippin: Well, yeah, but Frodo HAVE to be the ringbearer? it'd look better on me. Sam:*thinks* You won't survive tonight Perigrin Took. |
by The It |
| Merry:I'll fight you with iron and fire! Sam:I'll fight you with fists like iron! Pippin:I'll fight you with my death stare! |
by Scottish Elf |
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Merry: I love it when you make shadow puppet shows, Sam! Sam: If you want candles, come and claim them! |
by Tallulah |
| All: Agh! Get away! Leave us alone! MONSTER! Faerie: Who? Little ol' me? |
by Faerie in Combat Boots |
| Aragorn: Who are you? Sam: We are the hobbits who say - NI! Aragorn: No! Not the hobbits who say Ni! Sam: The same! |
by Rani |
| Sam: Nobody expects the Hobbiton Inquisition! | by Rani |
| Sam: "Whaddya mean there's going to be two more movies?" Merry: "I think it's called...a trilogy." |
by Peregrin Took |
| Sam: I'll have you for Pete's Sake! Merry: Who on earth is Pete? |
by Pippin's Pervert |
| Hanukah oh Hanukah. Come light the menorah. Lets have a party. We`ll all dance the Hora. | by Baby Hobbit |
| Merry: Did you see that? Sam: Yup. Pippin: Move your head sam I can't see a thing. Merry: Trust me Pip you don't won't to. Sam: Let's just back away slowly and leave Mr. Frodo alone with the brownies. |
by Elfchick |
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Sam: Get back, you! I know Pip-Foo!! Dom: I knew this was a bad idea... Billy: What did you do? Dom: I invited Elijah to dump his fangirls on us for a day... |
by Stefanie |
| Sam(singing) Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone!... Pippin: What he said! er...um...sang... Merry:Ooooohhhhh! Pretty light! Watch it flicker! |
by Amy |
| Merry: If I just TIP this candlestick this way...hehehe...it's like the party all over again! Sam: You do know we can hear you, right? |
by Lily the Bucklander |
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Due to a typing error, the hobbits were surprised to see Shelob turn up early when the script demanded the appearance of a Giant Strider. Sean's audition for the new Wolverine movie was very unconvincing. Sam: "SAY HHHELLO TO MA LEEDLE FRIENDS!" |
by Zion_Ravescene |
| sam:okay, pip,you take the left,merry,you take the right and i'll take the middle. merry:sam, there's only one of them. pip:no, there's two. merry:that one's frodo, you idiot! sam:okay, plan b. i'll punch his nose,merry, you light his hair on fire,pip,you crack the stool over his head. merry:sam, you can't reach his nose. sam:okay, plan c. strider: stupid hobbits. |
by ellen |
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Merry: Watch it! Sam's nasty when he uses his ninja fists! Sam: Just watch! *punches at the flames* Pippin: They're not going out mate. Strider: Some trick. Sam: Just give me a minute! Sam knew that Merry shouldn't have set Strider on fire, but still felt compelled to defend him. Merry: Is that Mike Tyson!? |
by Isilehtele |
| The reaction didn't go so well when the Nazgul said that the Hobbits looked better by candelight | by Cassandra |
| Fan Girls: *screams of ecstacy and delight* Sean: Bring you're pretty faces to my fists! Dom: Yeah! I burn you all! Fan Girls: BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Fan Girls run after poor Billy* *Sean and Dom lower their weapons* Dom: Poor Bill... Sean: Yeah... *they look at each other* Both: Better him than us! |
by Cassandra |
| Merry and Pippin watch in awe as Sam proves that he is in fact, the most talented shadow puppiter of the group. | by Lyndsay |
| Sam: Are you frightened Aragorn? Aragorn: **groan** Sam: Obviosly not frightened enough! |
by _liz_elf_girl |
| Merry and Sam never notice as Pippin quietly exits the door at the sight of a big hairy human | by Dimiavasiel Nerwen Surion |
| while sam thought his fists would be the best weapon against the ur kaki while pippen thought that the candlestick was the best option | by cat reeves |
| SAM: bring it on! MERRY: whoa....its..ummmm...bigger than i thought... PIPPIN: Ummmmmm....I'll be out here - giving moral support.... |
by Chessy |
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Merry looks worried as he realises he has set Sams hair on fire. Merry: Would you look at that, a candle |
by Elviand |
| Merry: *eep* Sam...we have the wrong room! Sam: So? |
by Just_Kidding |
| sam/would you watch whear you put that candle stick mary/sorry sam,but i drank a lot of al's.i can't help it! pip/what are you talking about?!i had some too and i'm*hiccup*fine strider/*thinks*drunks |
by libby |
| Sam: *barges in* I'LL GET YOU FOUL BEAST!! Merry: GRRRRR! FEEL MY WRATH!! Pippin: Is that my mother? |
by Shieldmaiden |
| Aragorn: You in the front! If I were you I'd lay off the doughnuts for a little while. Sam: Oh, yeah? Well if I were you I'd take a shower more than once a decade! Merry: This could get nasty. Pippin: I think that's my cue to leave. |
by Psycho-Smeagol |
| Along with Sam's quick sense of bravery, he begins to smell something burning... | by Christiana |
| Sam: I won't let you pass! Aragorn: Hah, I'm not scared of you! Merry: I won't let you either! Aragorn: I'm not scared of you, or your stupid candlestick! Pippin: Erm, er... Aragorn: Arghhh! Scottish accent! |
by Kaisa |
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Chanukah brings pints, pints bring rowdy Hobbits, and rowdy Hobbits brawl at inns. Here is one example taken from The Green Dragon:
Fat Hobbit: Ish not nicesh ta shay thash 'boutsh ma friendsh! And thus I conclude my Hobbit presentation. Also available under this title: |
by Emily the Gna |
| The hobbits realise that trying to defeat the Flaming Eye of Sauron with only Sam's fists and a candleabra wasn't going to be the great victory it had appeared after one-to-many pints... | by Tolkienite |
| Merry:(thinks)What are we doing this for, do we have a death wish or something? Pippin:(thinks)We have fists and will power and that other guy has strength and a very sharp sword! Sam:(thinks)Why on earth did I even bother to open my mouth, I am going to die EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
by nerdbrain |
| Sam: Harm Frodo and you're dead. These fists were made for hurting. Merry: Yeah, and I'll hit you with these candlesticks! Pippin: I think I'll just stand at the back and look confused... |
by Ce |
| Merry: Ooooh...the light...Pretty light... Sam: Oh great!Well done Aragorn.You know what fire does to him... |
by Pip Fan |
| Sam: Back vile Fangirls! Merry: I'll burn you! I got fire! Pippin: Eeep. |
by Faerie in Combat Boots |
| "This little light of mine, i'm gunna let it shine. This little light of mine, i'm gunna let it shine...." | by AJ Brandybuck |
| Merry-You now he is taller in real life than he looks on TV Sam-Yeah i think i realized that already... |
by Alicia Weatherbee |
| Merry:...You will find the Holy Grail in the castle--Aaaaaaagh. Pippin&Sam:What?! Merry:That's what is says,"Aaaaaaaagh" Merry,Pippin&Sam:*mutter mutter mutter* Sam:Perhaps he died while writing. Merry:You clodpole!If he'd died while writing, he wouldn't have bothered to write "Aaaaaaaaagh"! Pippin:Maybe he was dictating! Merry:*groan* Pippin:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Sam:No,no,it's "Aaaaaaaaagh";in the back of the throat. Pippin: No, I meant "Aaaaaaaaaah!" as in a cry of alarm. Sam:Ah.*does a double take* Aaaaaaaaah! Merry:It's the Black Beast of Aaaaagh! *random screaming* Narrator:And they bravely ran away. |
by An_unsocialized_Christian_freak_who_plays_the_ukalele |
| Sam: [drunk] let him go or i'll punch yur guts out...i can take all five of ya! [passes out] Merry: let him go or i'll burn you! [candles go out] uhh...never mind Pippin: just let him go...pleeeeease? [does bambi eyes] |
by Mary |
| Clue: LOTR Version: Merry....in the hotel room....with the candlestick. | by Angela |
| Please accept out humble gratitude with this burning.......ATTACK NOW!!!!!! | Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Police |
| Sam demonstrates his Karate to Merry and Pippin. Sam: This my friends is how you punch someone in the stomach who's keeping MR. FRODO away from you! Strider: sorry!! |
by Legolas' Elf Girl |
| Sam: Get off Mr. Frodo or I'll have u longshanks. Pippen:Uhhmm... Sam you might wanta move away from Merry's candle. | by Inwe366 |
| sam: I won't let you get away with this strider1 Merry: sam, they're just browinies. Sam: I don't care! they're mine, my own, my preciousss |
by Mrs Frodo Baggins |
| Candles...$5 Candle holder...$40 Sticking together in times of need...Priceless |
by Tahiri Greenleaf |
| What do you mean they ran out of pints?? | by Amanda |
| Sam: I'll have you, Longshanks! Merry: Sam, I think that's a Balrog... |
by obgal |
| Candles: 3 sliver pieces Candlestick: 10 silver pieces Boxing Lessions: 80 silver pieces Finding out that strange people are abducting your friends and turn out to be the good guy....Priceless |
by arwengreanleaf |