Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
|It's the, eye of the hobbit it's the thrill of the night. Standing up to this guy named strider...||by Kirsten of the Panta-Loons|
|*Pippin on harmonics*
Merry: I'd do anything for you dear anything, yes I'd do anything for you...
Sam: Leave me all your will?
Sam: Even fight my (pony) Bill?
Merry: What fisticuffs?
1. Merry: I think That fly is over there.
2. Sam: Right, let me at it.
|samL: will fight for food
merry: with the rock and fire
pippin: yea, what he said
|Dom: I have a candlestick and I know how to use it! *sets fire to Sean's hair*
Sean: Gahhhh!!!!! You're dead now!
Safety Sean Rule #1: Don't play with fire.
|Sam fails to realize that his hair is on fire from Merry's torch||by good_one_pip|
|Pippin: The monster is under my bed, Sam!
Sam: You said there was a salesman that wouldn't go away!
Sam: I'm leaving
-Later that night-
Voice: *clang* Preeecciiiooouuusss. . .
Pippin: Merry, I'm scared
|by Emily the Gna|
|Sam thinks to self---uuhh wow this is weird.
Mery thinks to self--what is he waiting for
Pippen thinks to self--we didnt have second breakfest I dont think this is a good time to tell them that!!
|Sam: And you have my fists!
Merry: And you have my candlestick!
Pippin: And my barstool!
|The hobbits didn't respond as well as Elrond had hoped when they learnt they weren't invited to the Council...||by Hobbit-eyes|
|Sam wows merry and pippin with his amazing shadow puppets||by Becca|
|*Sam starts singing*:If there's somethin' strange in your village
Who ya gonna call? Nazgulbusters! If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good.
Who ya gonna call? Nazgulbusters!
*hums do-do's to most of the song as Pippin turns to Merry*
Pippin: Don't tell me he ate all those brownies last night.
Merry: Yes, Pip he did. And talk about chocolate overload.
Pippin: Not to mention the sugar high
*Sam continues* I ain't afraid of no 'wraiths!
|Sam-put 'em up
Merry-*defiently* THERe'S MORE THAN 36 WAYS TO HURT SOMONE WITH A CANDLESTICK!!!!
|The unknown voice in the distance: And just who do you three think you are?
Sam: "We are Samwise Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took, better known as 'Gandalf's Angels'. Now hand over the Hobbit if you know what's good for ya!"
|Making hand puppets out of shadows never was as fun when Sam joined in . . .||by Anàwiel|
|Sam: Get him let me get him! Wait...who is that?
Merry: Sam, were in the wrong movie.
Pippin: What are you talking about?
Merry: I see barbossa!
|Sam:NO MR.FRODO!IT'S OUR TURN TO HAVE ALL THE MAC'N CHEESE!||by CC|
|Merry: My goodness! Two flames!
Sam: Two little hands, hiding a candy, make your choice, the other one is empty.
|Merry: hey Pip?
Merry: I think Sam just realized that we aren't alone.
|It's a scarey thing, singing happy birthday to a three year old oliphaunt...||by Robin|
|Merry figures that since Strider's hair is so oily and greasy, it had ought to go up in flames pretty quickly.||by Gollum Reincarnate|
|All rush in, ready for a fight...
Sam: Let him go! Or I'll have you long shanks!!
*Sam's mouth drops and the hobbits become shocked into speechlessness. The sound of a cricket in the background*
Merry: Uh, sorry PJ, we didn't realize that this was your dressing room...
|It's the butcher(Sam), the baker (Pippin), and the candlestick maker(Merry)||by Emily|
|sam: ill fight, ya quivering unshaven dirty greasy bag of man
Aragorn: are you saying (sniff) that im not pretty? (sniff)
sam: um no not at all mr Aragorn sir i just meant you no a wash every now and then wouldnt go astray
Aragorn: (sobbing) (sniff) (blows nose)
|Christmas Caroling with the hobbits can sometimes be dangerous...
Sam: If you don't let us sing for you, there's gonna be some rough-housin'!!!
|The Hobbits found out that not so many people were interested in a candlelight-karaokebar.||by Draigh|
Merry: Trick or treat...
Dom and Billy look on in horror as Frodo told Sam what he really thought about his cooking...
|Sam: You want the candles??? THEN COME AND CLAIM THEM!!||by Queenie|
|Sam: Allright you, give us back the Menorah candles or there's gonna be consequences!||by Miss Kriss|
|Merry: Whats that?!?
Sam: Whatever it is it's trying to kill Mr Frodo! I'll fight it!
Merry: I'll burn it!
Pippin: ...and I'll run away from it!
|The hobbits allow the wraiths to choose their method of death.
Pippin:Blunt force Trauma
sam:or a knuckle sandwich
|by Luthien Nenharma|
|Needless to say, noone was impressed with the hobbits rendition of "The Wizard of Oz"
Sam: Put 'em up
Merry: Like fire?
|merry-he murdered our mayor,burned our crops and poisined our water supply.
sam-NO but lets get him before he does!!!
|by Amy jo|
Merry and Sam looked very confident in their fighting skills while Pippin was trying to quietly escape through the side door.
Dominic during documentary: Ya, Peter (Jackson) had to get really creative with the props. In fact, he once used his old coat hanger for a candle-holder.
Behind the Scenes...
Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, guess which hand I'm holding the Ring in...
|Sam: Where is it?
Merry: Oh Sam your sooo strong *swoons*
Pippin: There on the curtain! That is one big spider!
|by Mrs Took|
|Lumiere knew he had taken a wrong turn in the road when he ended up in the hands of men the size of Belle's father.||by mango|
|Pippin: (trembling voice) we..wish you..a merry christmas.
Mery: And...a happy new year...
Sam: oh, where did I leave my candles? D'oh!
|by Efren Took|
|Sean--Nonono!! How many times, Elijah, you can't double-tig a tag!!
*prepares to punch Elijah for breaking too many rules*
Dom--And when you want to tig Billy after I say, "TigTag" and you say, "Tog," you have to take this candle holder, put it on your head, and do the chicken-dance!!
|by Mrs. Wood|
|Merry: There it is, a ghost!
Sam: I'll have his mangy guts for garbage!
|Sam: Whoa, hes a big fella, don't you think?
(Pippin is inching out the door)
Merry: Yeah, and these candles aren't making him any happier.
Sam: Then put them away!
Merry: Nope, sorry, I'm frozen.
Sam:So...what do we do...
Merry: Uh yeah, I say let's run for it! Lets follow Pip!
Sam:Wait...you're frozen, remember?
Merry: Oh yeah. Pippin: *Sigh* *Yawn*
|Sam: Dude their taller than us!
Merry: But we have fire..
Sam: BUT THEY HAVE SWORDS!!
|Sam;BACK YOU EVIL MAN!!!
merry who should we save.....
pippin;i vote for the browies and the mashmallos!
|everybody was kung fu fighting in bree that night.||by tinuviel gil galad|
And lo! Aragorn was terrified by the three foot tall dwarf men and their candlesticks!
Yes, let's do ALL throw candlesticks in the nice wooden room.
|sam: now were gonna get you nobody lay's hands on mister frodo! [he's carrying the brownies]!||by pippin the great|
|Sam demonstrates his skill at making shadow figures,
Sam: now this is called 'two rocks'
|by Lady of the Woodland Realm|
"Everybody was kung-fu fighting..."
It appeared Sam took the slogan "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger" quite seriously.
|The cast had mixed reactions to the news that PJ was going to put together outtakes for the bumper special super duper collecters edition...||by Holz|
|Clue, the LOTR Edition
Case: who killed Mr. Gamgee??
Hmm, it's down to Merry or Pippen, with the candle stick or the barstool, in Strider's room...
|Sam: Are you sure we're ready for this?
Merry: Oh, come on they're just fan girls..what harm could they possibly-holy..
|Sean: No PJ, you keep that extra plate of shepards pie away from me! I can't stands it no more i tells ya!||by star|
Merry: Remind me again why we are taking on six-foot human with a very dangerous-looking sharp, pointy thing-
Pippin: I think it's called a sword
Merry: I don't care what it's called, i want to know why we're fighting it!
Merry: *thinks*i can feel that shepherd's pie in my pants.
Pippin: do we have to save frodo? I mean, better him than us.
Sam: He's the ringbearer! We need him to destroy it and to save Middle-Earth!
Pippin: oh, so THAT'S he's wearing that taky ring!
Sam: Has it taken you all this time to figure that out?
Pippin: Well, yeah, but Frodo HAVE to be the ringbearer? it'd look better on me.
Sam:*thinks* You won't survive tonight Perigrin Took.
|by The It|
|Merry:I'll fight you with iron and fire!
Sam:I'll fight you with fists like iron!
Pippin:I'll fight you with my death stare!
|by Scottish Elf|
Merry: I love it when you make shadow puppet shows, Sam!
Sam: If you want candles, come and claim them!
|All: Agh! Get away! Leave us alone! MONSTER!
Faerie: Who? Little ol' me?
|by Faerie in Combat Boots|
|Aragorn: Who are you?
Sam: We are the hobbits who say - NI!
Aragorn: No! Not the hobbits who say Ni!
Sam: The same!
|Sam: Nobody expects the Hobbiton Inquisition!||by Rani|
|Sam: "Whaddya mean there's going to be two more movies?"
Merry: "I think it's called...a trilogy."
|by Peregrin Took|
|Sam: I'll have you for Pete's Sake!
Merry: Who on earth is Pete?
|by Pippin's Pervert|
|Hanukah oh Hanukah. Come light the menorah. Lets have a party. We`ll all dance the Hora.||by Baby Hobbit|
|Merry: Did you see that?
Pippin: Move your head sam I can't see a thing.
Merry: Trust me Pip you don't won't to.
Sam: Let's just back away slowly and leave Mr. Frodo alone with the brownies.
Sam: Get back, you! I know Pip-Foo!!
Dom: I knew this was a bad idea...
Billy: What did you do?
Dom: I invited Elijah to dump his fangirls on us for a day...
|Sam(singing) Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong to take on anyone!...
Pippin: What he said! er...um...sang...
Merry:Ooooohhhhh! Pretty light! Watch it flicker!
|Merry: If I just TIP this candlestick this way...hehehe...it's like the party all over again!
Sam: You do know we can hear you, right?
|by Lily the Bucklander|
Due to a typing error, the hobbits were surprised to see Shelob turn up early when the script demanded the appearance of a Giant Strider.
Sean's audition for the new Wolverine movie was very unconvincing.
Sam: "SAY HHHELLO TO MA LEEDLE FRIENDS!"
|sam:okay, pip,you take the left,merry,you take the right and i'll take the middle.
merry:sam, there's only one of them.
pip:no, there's two.
merry:that one's frodo, you idiot!
sam:okay, plan b. i'll punch his nose,merry, you light his hair on fire,pip,you crack the stool over his head.
merry:sam, you can't reach his nose.
sam:okay, plan c.
strider: stupid hobbits.
Merry: Watch it! Sam's nasty when he uses his ninja fists!
Sam: Just watch! *punches at the flames*
Pippin: They're not going out mate.
Strider: Some trick.
Sam: Just give me a minute!
Sam knew that Merry shouldn't have set Strider on fire, but still felt compelled to defend him.
Merry: Is that Mike Tyson!?
|The reaction didn't go so well when the Nazgul said that the Hobbits looked better by candelight||by Cassandra|
|Fan Girls: *screams of ecstacy and delight*
Sean: Bring you're pretty faces to my fists!
Dom: Yeah! I burn you all!
Fan Girls: BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Fan Girls run after poor Billy*
*Sean and Dom lower their weapons*
Dom: Poor Bill...
*they look at each other*
Both: Better him than us!
|Merry and Pippin watch in awe as Sam proves that he is in fact, the most talented shadow puppiter of the group.||by Lyndsay|
|Sam: Are you frightened Aragorn?
Sam: Obviosly not frightened enough!
|Merry and Sam never notice as Pippin quietly exits the door at the sight of a big hairy human||by Dimiavasiel Nerwen Surion|
|while sam thought his fists would be the best weapon against the ur kaki while pippen thought that the candlestick was the best option||by cat reeves|
|SAM: bring it on!
MERRY: whoa....its..ummmm...bigger than i thought...
PIPPIN: Ummmmmm....I'll be out here - giving moral support....
Merry looks worried as he realises he has set Sams hair on fire.
Merry: Would you look at that, a candle
|Merry: *eep* Sam...we have the wrong room!
|sam/would you watch whear you put that candle stick
mary/sorry sam,but i drank a lot of al's.i can't help it!
pip/what are you talking about?!i had some too and i'm*hiccup*fine strider/*thinks*drunks
|Sam: *barges in* I'LL GET YOU FOUL BEAST!!
Merry: GRRRRR! FEEL MY WRATH!!
Pippin: Is that my mother?
|Aragorn: You in the front! If I were you I'd lay off the doughnuts for a little while.
Sam: Oh, yeah? Well if I were you I'd take a shower more than once a decade!
Merry: This could get nasty.
Pippin: I think that's my cue to leave.
|Along with Sam's quick sense of bravery, he begins to smell something burning...||by Christiana|
|Sam: I won't let you pass!
Aragorn: Hah, I'm not scared of you!
Merry: I won't let you either!
Aragorn: I'm not scared of you, or your stupid candlestick!
Pippin: Erm, er...
Aragorn: Arghhh! Scottish accent!
Chanukah brings pints, pints bring rowdy Hobbits, and rowdy Hobbits brawl at inns. Here is one example taken from The Green Dragon:
Fat Hobbit: Ish not nicesh ta shay thash 'boutsh ma friendsh!
And thus I conclude my Hobbit presentation. Also available under this title:
|by Emily the Gna|
|The hobbits realise that trying to defeat the Flaming Eye of Sauron with only Sam's fists and a candleabra wasn't going to be the great victory it had appeared after one-to-many pints...||by Tolkienite|
|Merry:(thinks)What are we doing this for, do we have a death wish or something?
Pippin:(thinks)We have fists and will power and that other guy has strength and a very sharp sword!
Sam:(thinks)Why on earth did I even bother to open my mouth, I am going to die EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|Sam: Harm Frodo and you're dead. These fists were made for hurting.
Merry: Yeah, and I'll hit you with these candlesticks!
Pippin: I think I'll just stand at the back and look confused...
|Merry: Ooooh...the light...Pretty light...
Sam: Oh great!Well done Aragorn.You know what fire does to him...
|by Pip Fan|
|Sam: Back vile Fangirls!
Merry: I'll burn you! I got fire!
|by Faerie in Combat Boots|
|"This little light of mine, i'm gunna let it shine. This little light of mine, i'm gunna let it shine...."||by AJ Brandybuck|
|Merry-You now he is taller in real life than he looks on TV
Sam-Yeah i think i realized that already...
|by Alicia Weatherbee|
|Merry:...You will find the Holy Grail in the castle--Aaaaaaagh.
Merry:That's what is says,"Aaaaaaaagh"
Merry,Pippin&Sam:*mutter mutter mutter*
Sam:Perhaps he died while writing.
Merry:You clodpole!If he'd died while writing, he wouldn't have bothered to write "Aaaaaaaaagh"!
Pippin:Maybe he was dictating!
Sam:No,no,it's "Aaaaaaaaagh";in the back of the throat.
Pippin: No, I meant "Aaaaaaaaaah!" as in a cry of alarm.
Sam:Ah.*does a double take* Aaaaaaaaah!
Merry:It's the Black Beast of Aaaaagh!
Narrator:And they bravely ran away.
|Sam: [drunk] let him go or i'll punch yur guts out...i can take all five of ya! [passes out]
Merry: let him go or i'll burn you! [candles go out] uhh...never mind
Pippin: just let him go...pleeeeease? [does bambi eyes]
|Clue: LOTR Version: Merry....in the hotel room....with the candlestick.||by Angela|
|Please accept out humble gratitude with this burning.......ATTACK NOW!!!!!!||Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Police|
|Sam demonstrates his Karate to Merry and Pippin.
Sam: This my friends is how you punch someone in the stomach who's keeping MR. FRODO away from you!
|by Legolas' Elf Girl|
|Sam: Get off Mr. Frodo or I'll have u longshanks. Pippen:Uhhmm... Sam you might wanta move away from Merry's candle.||by Inwe366|
|sam: I won't let you get away with this strider1
Merry: sam, they're just browinies.
Sam: I don't care! they're mine, my own, my preciousss
|by Mrs Frodo Baggins|
Sticking together in times of need...Priceless
|by Tahiri Greenleaf|
|What do you mean they ran out of pints??||by Amanda|
|Sam: I'll have you, Longshanks!
Merry: Sam, I think that's a Balrog...
|Candles: 3 sliver pieces
Candlestick: 10 silver pieces
Boxing Lessions: 80 silver pieces
Finding out that strange people are abducting your friends and turn out to be the good guy....Priceless