Home of the Lord of the Rings Caption Page (est. July 2002)
|Shadowfax (thinking)- So that thing is my dance partner? *sigh* He better not step on my hooves...||by Shay|
|Pippin:It's digital right?
Pippin:Press delete! Quick!
|by Scottish Elf|
|After a moment of thought Gandalf decided that a game of Chicken with the Witch King wasn't such a good idea after all.||by Rachel|
|Pippin found himself wondering what was the worst to look at: gandalf's bum, or the fiery wringwraith.||by cuina|
|The staring competition had gone on for 4 weeks and 3 days when Gandalf felt himself cracking||by Fiona LotR Lover|
|The Day Gandalf Took Pippin to the Big City-
Pippin: That's funny. I thought pigeons were smaller...*gulp* and didn't kill pedestrians...
|Feeeeed the biiiirrrrds...||by AllaBella|
|Pip: Gandalf, are you sure that you read the right address on the babysitter's ad?||by Fishface|
Pippin: Um, I think we may have taken a wrong turn.
Gandalf (as an action figure): Oooh, I am going to kill the kid who set me up to fight the Nazgul!
The ULTIMATE Battle:
Nazgul: Ok, loser has to take on the fashion style of the winner!
Gandalf: You're on!
Pippin: Please win Gandalf! Black just isn't my color!
|Shadowfax: does my bum look big in this?||by dudette|
|Nazgul: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Pippin: Hey, Gandalf isn't that your line?
|So it was you that bought the last flying horse!||by Emily|
|Nazul: Pardon me, old chap! I mistook you for a lady of Rohan!||by Gollum Reincarnate|
Pippin:It had started with a pony...then the witch king got a cool black ringwraith horse...so then Gandalf had to get a shiny white one...
Nazgul: Have you seen scene 42 anywhere? I'm supposed to be at Osgiliath this week shooting the whole Frodo holding out the ring malarky...only I stayed a bit too long at the prancing pony...
Pip: Gandalf...you know what happened last time you said "You shall not pass..."
|Gandalf: holy moly mackaroni!!!!
Pip: Gandalf, thats no mackaroni its a fell beast.
Gandalf: Fool of a Took!!! I know that.
Pip: Oh, I knew that.
Gandalf: Man, you need a tictac or something, 'cause your breath STINKS!
|by Lady of the Woodland Realm|
|Ringwraith: (Trying to steer creature away)sniff sniff Come on, Come on let's get away from him. I don't when the last time he had a shower.||by Viggo2000|
|Shadowfax:Oh what large teeth you have! I mean, white, sparkling teeth! I know you probably hear this from your food all the time, but you must bleach or somethin, cause that is one dazzlin smile you got there! And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're-you're a girl dragon! Oh sure, I mean, of course you're a girl dragon You're just reekin in feminine beauty!
-Winged Nazgul, Gandalf, and Pip:.....
|by Swan of Imladris|
|Pippin: Uh Gandalf, are you sure we're on the right floor? this doesn't look like the hardware department.||by Pip|
Pip: uhhhh, Gandalf where are we going?
Pip: Holy Eru what is that thing?!?!?!
Pip: Big teeth, big teeth....Iwanna go hommmmmeeee!!!!!!
Beautiful white horse...$200
Reins and bit...$250
Being confronted by a Nasgul...Priceless
Pippin: Ok, I think Pete's imagination went a LITTLE too far.
|by Tahiri Greenleaf|
|Behind the Scenes:
Pippin: Ya, Pete wanted to make everything seem real(the costumes, the ears, the feet). That's why the movie made millions of dollars.
Gandalf: However there was one instance where things were a little too real. That's why the medical doctors made millions of dollars.
|by Tahiri Greenleaf|
|Early morning traffic...||by ZZZZZZZ|
|Blast it Peregrin Took! You've driven my elven brooch right into my larynx with all your yanking on my cape to ask me all your questions!||by Noldie|
|Gandalf: So the magazine said horses were out of style?
Ringwraith: Yep, that's why we all got Fell Beasts, they're the new "Evil Horses"...
|Alright kids....now, which one is the flying beast, and which is Shadowfax's rear end?
You'd be surprised how many can't tell the difference.
|by Mrs Aragorn|
|Witch King:"My Nazgul shall eat you and your puppet of a man"
Pippin:" Oh come on Gandalf I want to feed the pretty birdy"
|Gandalf: Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Pippin: Geez, Gandalf. I think you need glasses!
Gandalf: I KNEW blind dates were a bad idea!
Pippin: Happy thoughts, think Happy thoughts!
|by Anne Winters|
|Gandalf: It's the Nazgul from Scene 24!
Pippin: What's he doing here?
Gandalf: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks anyone who seeks to cross five questions.
Pippin: Three questions.
Gandalf: Three questions, and then you answer the five questions
Pippin: Three questions
Gandalf: Three questions, and then you may cross.
Pippin: What if you get one wrong?
Gandalf: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
Nazgul: Any questions?
|by Anne Winters|
|Mordor Gandalf, Left or right?||by preshus|
|Gandalf: So what do we learn from this, Peregrin Took?
Pippin: Don't feed stray animals. You'll never get rid of them.
|Nazgűl: Give up the halfling she-elf!!
Gandalf: *thinks* Stupid WiKi...
|Gandalf: ooooo Denethor is just going to absolutely love this cardboard standee of a Nazgul!!||by Shieldmaiden|
Shadowfax: I haven't seen you since we danced the Tango at the highschool prom
Ringwraith: Why didn't you -call- me?
Shadowfax: Well... there are quite a few reasons actually.
|MAN Who peed in HIS cornflakes!!!!||by Trina|
Shadowfax: Nothing like Nuzgul urine to put out raging background fires!
After an hour the 4 vindiloos, 3 curries, 2 buckets of chicken wings and a six pack of beer began to start having an effect on Mr Nazgul
Nazgul :Your package has arrived sir, if you would please sign here, here and initials here.
Pippin regreats feeding the fellbeast nitro glycerine (as do all the people behind it)
|by The It|
Gandalf:Shut up. Shadowfax!!!What have I told you about excreting in nerve racking situations!!!
|Stop hidding behind my back, Pip! It is a CG only!||by Mrs Obvious|
|pippin: gandalf, i don't think you're bug repellant worked...i think it made things worse!
gandlaf: *reads bottle* "for use in normal world only; won't work especially in fairy tale lands" *gulp*
Gandalf: You shall no pass!
Nazgul: You wanna bet?
Nazgul: STOP! There aren't any warrior princesses around? Are there?
Nazgul: Oh, good. (roars) Let's finish this shall we?
Pippin: You have a plan, Gandalf, tell me you have a plan.
Pippin: But your Gandalf, your supposed to have a plan.
Gandalf: How about this. We'll fight real hard and try not to get killed.
Pippin: I do't know that I like that plan.
Gandalf: You asked for a plan, you'll have to take what I can give you.
|"Uh oh...um...RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAY!!||by Princess_lu|
OH my gosh!
Nazgul- Peekaboo i found you!
Gandalf- Aw shucks you always beat me at hide n seek
Gandalf wait patiently to wride the fell beast at the end of their grocery trip.
|EvilNazgulFlyingThingie: *squints* Is this the mail order bride I ordered from e-bay? I asked specifically for my own species! And for no passengers!||by anonymous|
|gandalf:so -thats- a dwarf woman?! well whodathunkit!
gimli:actually it's a ringwrai...
gandalf:...a dwarf woman...
|GANDALF: Oops....maybe taking that right turn wasn't such a good idea...||by Chessy|
|Gandalf: Didn't you die?
Ringwraith: I was about to ask you the same thing!
|Let's just say Pippin and Gandalf's exact last words were censored.||by Faerie in Combats|
|Verizon guy hidden behind the robes of the Nazgul) "Can you hear me now? GOOD!"||by tinuviel gil-galad|
|You didn't slay the dragon??||by MerryMary|
|Pippin: Hey, I thought this is 'Lord of the Rings' not 'Jurassic Park'!||by Triss Merigold|
|Gandalf & Pippin found a whole new meaning of feeding the birds.||by Dominic rocks my world|
|Gandalf realized the hard way that the first thing on a ringwraith's grocery list isn't always tic-tacs||by Lady of Lorien|
Gandalf: Alright, who's been feeding the seagulls?!?!?!?!
Gandalf: Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!!!
Gandalf: Alright, remember Pippin, on the count of three, yell Expecto Patronum!
|Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Nazgul: YOU SHALL NOT PASS EITHER!
Pippin: Er, guys, we're not going to get anywhere like this.
|by insomniac ranger|
|G: Well there goes the only exit!
P: Oh I hate these movies!
*channeling spaceballs teehee*
|Nazgul: Can I keep him, pleeeeease?
Gandalf: I already let you have the freaky black horse, and look what happened to it! You'll never be able to take care of a fell beast!
|by Kitty ŕ la Mode|
|Wraith's Steed: You shall not pass!!||by Tiffany|
|Pippin: Um, Gandalf, I have go to the bathroom.||by it|
|nazgul: it's duck hunting season
Gandalf: no it's rabbit hunting season
Gandalf thinking: Hey, he has a better steed than me. Not fair!
Gandalf: dude, that was soo two years ago.
|by Mrs Frodo Baggins|
|Fell Beast: Halt! Whoever crosses the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three. What is your name?
Gandalf: Gandalf the Grey.
Fell Beast: What is your quest?
Gandalf: To help in the destruction of the One Ring.
Fell Beast: What...is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Pippin *sniggering*: I don't know, aren't you one?
|Gandalfs plan of letting Pippin jump out and scare the Fell Beast away might not have been that good.||by merrigold the undying|
|I guess someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!||by L.A|
|Fell Beast: ***SCHREEEEECH***
Pippin: Erm, Gandalf, I don't think he liked what you said about "great big ugly wings"...
|Gandalf: Can you waltz?||by ILuvMerry&Pippin|
|Much to Pippin and Gandalf's dismay, the Nazgul won the bet for who can get to the top of Mina Tirith first.||by Christiana|
|There you two are!! There has been one thing that I have been ordered to do by the Grand Master Sauron....Billy, Can I have your autograph??||by Moriah|
|Pippin: *thinking* Find a happy place...find a happy place...find a happy place...||by Elvenarcher007|
Pippin: (thinking)wait a second! this shot wasn't in the movie!
Gandalf laughs when he notices that a giant rohan helmet is sneaking up on the witch king...
the nazgul tries to hold back his misbehaving fell beast... "down blackie, down!(to gandalf) sorry, he isn't starting obedience school 'till next week."
|It was at this moment Gandalf realized he should have taken that left turn in Albequrque...||by Baggender|
|Gandalf:Pippin!I told you not to feed birdies pipe weed!
Pipppin:Meep!It wasn't pipe weed!
Gandalf:Then what was it you fool of a took!
Pippin:MEEP!..My left overs from bean burrtios AND pipe weed mixed in together
|Nazgul: Hello and welcome to Fellbeast Air...we`re about to take off, so please put your seats in an upright position, fasten your seatbelts and relax as our flight attendants *coughmecough* serve you a very special drink named Black Breath...
Gandalf: On second thought, I`d rather go on by horse...
|by Lady Este|
|Uh... that's CGI, right?||by Hobbit-eyes|
Pippin: Now THAT is a horse!
Gandalf: Pippin, that is NOT a horse.
Pippin: Oh, and the thing we're sitting on now is?
I wonder what size coconut would be needed for a thing that size...
|pippin: it's airight for the gandaf to battle the witch king he smote his enemys ruin on the mountain but why did we have to be atacked when I'm with him?||by pippin the great|
|Pippin: Gandalf, the nazgul kite won't fly *starts to cry into the back of gandalf*
Gandalf: Fool of a took! I told you not to fly it near the tower tops, now look, you've ripped it! right up there in the left wing!
|gandalf: excuse me sir were in a big hurry to get to minas tirith so we can defeat souron would you ming giving us derections?
nazgul: screech! [atack]
pippin: and he called me fool of a took!
|by pippin the great|
Gandalf thinking: 'And I thought I could escape that usher.'
Nazgul: 'Why didn't you called me?!'
|Gandalf: Look Wraithy, I brought you a wee present!
Gandalf:*thinking* This'll get his breeches in a twist, the little bugger...
Gandalf: Heh heh heh...
|by Faerie in Combat Boots|
|Pippin: Gandalf, move your big head, I can't see!
Gandalf: Okay, but you asked for it.
Pippin: On second thought, I really don't need to see. (quickly buries his head in Gandalf's cloak) Please Gandalf, just make it go away.
|BITE ME!!||by SamWiseTerry|
|Pip: A plan would be nice
Pip: it doesn't have to be that good, but it would be nice
You do have a plan? Gandalf?
|Pippin: Gadalf, I don't think that bird watching was such a good idea.||by Dylan|
Fellbeast:*slavering* One day, in a less traumatic environment, you will all laugh at my unporportionate head.
Pippin: Eeep! It talked!
Gandalf: Can I laugh now?
For the first time, since he had become The White Wizard, did Gandalf feel that a Nazgul had outcleaned him.
Pippin: *retching* I knew potatoes before the ride were a bad idea.
fell beast:Orange ya glad I already ate!
|by weird elf|
|Ringwraith: hey Gandalf,ole buddy, ole pal!!! remember that little comment you said about not likeing my black horse in the fellowship? well whadda ya think of THIS!!! mwahahahhah!
Pippin: oh NOW who's the "fool of a took"?
|by Lady of Lorien|
|Just after seeing Birds, Pippin started having halucinations at the sight of a sparrow.||by Margaret|
|polly want a cracker? Pretty Polly!||by frodo baggins|
|ANNOUNCER: All of Middle Earth has turned out to see the famous Toreador Nazgul-fight. It promises to be an exciting event with the Witch King on his fell beast, facing off against Gandalf the White on Shadowfax, with Peregrin Took as his handicap! The winner of this contest will go on to compete in the Running of the Cave Troll.
GANDALF: Torro- Torro!!!
|by Elfin Maiden|
Gandalf: *looks at fiery cloud behind Fell Beast* Oh for Elbereth's sake, you need to get some Beano or somthing cause wheeeyeeewf! That stench could raise the Dead Marshes!
Gandalf: Right, Pip, you're a big hobbit now so I'm gonna let you handle this one.
|I told you this was the wrong movie theatre frodo, this movie is rated R. close your eyes you are to young to see this.||by Marie|
flying nazgul thingy: give us a kiss
flying nazgul thingy: rar!
gandalf: guess wut? i just saved a ton of money on my car insurance with GICKO!
|Gandalf: Pippin? ...Gandalf needs to breathe.||by Alicia J.F.|
|Pippen: Wot's that?
Gandalf: It appears to be a rather large bird.
Pippen:Wot's a bird?
|Nazgul: Excuse me, which way to the bathroom
Gandalf: 3 blocks then a right at the sign Can't miss it
Pippin: Erm..Gandalf...what are you...
Gandalf: **whispers** don't worry I gave him directions to Eowyn.
Who knew Italian Cyprus trees grew in Middle Earth?!?!
I had a lovely time at camp...
|by L and G|
|Nazgul: poor birdie bye he hurt his footsie wootsie dont worry the nice wizard man will make it feel all better!
NAzgul: dont try to eat him hes trying......,.noooooooooooooooooooooooo
|by Ms Micci Took-Greenleaf|
|Pippin: I'm right behind you, using you as a shield!||by amie|
|Gandalf: TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS OFF THE ROAD!||by Fiona LotR lover|
|pippin:gandalf I want to pet the birdie!!!
pippin: why not? it lookes so cute!!
gandalf: that #§!ç& birdie of you wants to eat us !
|The temptation to sing "Bats in the Belfree" proved to be too much for Pippen to resist!!||by Daronda|
|Pippin: Hey Nazgul nice dress!
Nazgul: Its not a dress its a robe!
Pippin: Its a dress!
Nazgul: No its a robe!
Gandalf: Acctually I would have to agree with Pippin-its a dress.
Nazgul: You wanna bet?
Pippin and gandalf: Yeah we'll bet you 50 bucks its a Dress!!!!!!!!
|This is a perfect example of birdwatching gone bad.
Gandalf: PIPPIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FEED IT!
Pippin: But he said he was a pretty birdie and said that I was very incompetent...That's good right?
|*Shadowfax* I shall; kick the foul beats to death for you Gandalf
*Gandalf* Shadowfaax you do know that the wraith is digital right
*Shadowfax* really no i didnt
*Pippin* well Gandalf if it is digital cant you just press delete?
*Gandalf* well Pippin i have never thought of that lets try
* tries to no avail*
*Gandalf and Pippin together* well i guess that rules that method of destruction out then.
|Fell Beast: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadowfax: Yo, Wiz. Next time let ME do the "i am horse, hear me roar". It just aint your thing, man.
|Pippin thinking: I wonder when it's time to eat. I'm starving.||by Smeagz|
|Tacos!! I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes....||by Caitrin|
|shadoefax to nazgul : draw, you lily livered son of pig!||by crazy she elf|
|nazgal-ha found you!! your turn!!
Gandalf: Hush, Pippin. It's just a bunch of pixels.
Gandalf: Your Nimbus 2004 doesn't impress me much.
Steed: Whaddaya mean I gotta pose like this until the extended edition?
|We're not in Kansas anymore...||by L and G|
|Pippen: I see dead people!
Gandalf: How many times do we have to tell you? Nazguls are neither living nor dead.
Pippen: I see half-dead people!
|Nazgul: I'm a Diana fan.
Gandalf: Well I'm a Fantasia fan.
|(Middle Earth prepares for the 9th Annual Kentucky Derby)
Gandalf to Ringwraith:
"Meet my horse, ShawdowBisquit".
Ringwraith to Gandalf:
"Meet my flying horsedragon, OneUglyMoFo"
|Much to their dismay, Pippin and Gandalf discover that feeding the birds wasn't really such a good idea.||by Uniswift87|
|*Romeo and Juliet theme song* ... 'Twas love at first sight, and poor Nazgul, Gandalf and Pippin were caught in the middle.||by anonymous|
|Witch King: Welcome to the caribbean!||by Jack Sparrow Lives on|
1. Gandalf: Whoops, wrong way.
2. Gandalf: Dont worry Pippin, they'll cut this bit out of the film
3. gandalf: This is not the hobbit you're looking for, no i'm serious, you're looking for the wrong hobbit.
|Ohh my. It didn't say in the manual what to do if it didn't smell me and take off on it's own accord. Where's Aragorn when you need him? And now it's getting closer...Yoikes. Hrm, let's see. Take a step back. Ok, not a good idea. How 'bout one forward? Ok, nope, not that either. How bout I just stand here and play dead. I don't got the Ring...||by Stevi|
|Nazgul: Ah Gandalf, here you are. You must help me, my Fell Beast's tail is on fire...||by Dernhelm|
|Tour guide: And coming up on your right we have the large-winged flesh-eating monster you have been hearing so much about. Please keep your arms and legs on the horse at all times, this critter tends to bite.||by rosieposie|
|Gandalf: This town ain't big enough for the both of us, punk.||by Rosie Harrison|
|Dragon: "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!! Were you scared? Tell me honestly!"
Gandalf: "I was close to being scared that time."
Dragon: "I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I think I'm just coming off as annoying."
|Nazgul in fake French accent: You don't frighten us, Shire pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Gandalf-wizard, you and your silly Hobbit K...kaniggets. *blows raspberry*
Pippin: What a strange person.
Gandalf: Now look here, my good man!
Nazgul: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Pippin: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Nazgul: No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
|Pippin: Gandalf...i'm scared! Hold me!
Gandalf: i can't hold you when ur're behind me. Just close ur eyes and mb it'll go away.
Pippin: ok *closes eyes*....*opens eyes* NOPE IT'S STILL THERE AND IT'S GETTING CLOSER!
|Pip: May Istart panicking yet?
Gandalf: Darn it! It's illegal to do a U-turn in this lane!!!! Oh, sorry, you may start panicking now.
|by Aubrey Bloom|
|Nazgul: "Umm..Gandalf,You've got something..someone on your back..."
Gandalf: "Why nonsense, I've been alone for the whole ride...Eh..? PIPPIN! I thought I told you to stay in Edoras!!"
Pippin: "Well, You kept talking about Minas Tirith and the White Tree....and....I just wanted to look!"
Merry: *out of nowhere, off in the distance* "You always want to look!!"
|by Peregrin Took|
Pippin: Where's Carl and his holy water when you need 'em!?
Nazgul: SKREE! SKREEE!! SKREEEEEE!!!
Gandalf: Don't worry, I know what they're saying! They want us to stop--
Gandalf: Okay, that one's a little tougher- either we should "move to the back of his throat" or he wants a rootbeer float!
Pippin: Of course we should move towards the back of his throat, that's EATING US!
|Ringwraith- Uh i have a delivery for a mister peregrin took
Gandalf- Fool Of A Took What Did I Say About No Ordering Food It Costs Money And You Have No Money
Pippin- Uh that would be him
|nazgul: heheh hee... i'll get you my pretty, and your little hobbit too||by rachel|
|Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Of course it's evil!||by SaskChic|
|READY OR NOT HERE I COME!! I FOUND YOU!!||by Fishface|
|Gandalf: *Yells* Nazgul!!! *points to butt and makes hand move ments like fire*
telling the nazgul that its but is on fire!
|by the known ruler of the Universe|
|pipin(just waking up from the long ride)-*gasp*...I think i'll be going back to bed now!
gandalf-o crap!....i cant find my sword....maybe u should go back to bed pipin.
|Nazgul: Hello and welcome to Minas Tirith Air! We ask that you refrain from smoking while on board. Remember that tampering with the smoke detectors IS a federal offence. In the case of an emergency...||by Lily the Bucklander|
|Gandalf: How did you know I was here?
Ringwraith: We tortured the moth.
|Pippin: Are we there yet?
Pippin: Are we there yet?
Pippin: Are we there yet?
Pippin: ARE WE THERE YET??????
|Gandalf: Pippin hide behind me. I'll protect you.
Pippin remembers the incident in Moria
Pippin:(thinks)Oh I feel real safe.
|Wraith's steed: I could've danced all night, I could've danced all night and still have begged for more ...||by Tiffany|
|Pippin: *swallowing hard* "Gandalf?"
Gandalf: "Yes, Pippin?"
Pippin: "What kind of horse is that?"
Gandalf: "I don't really know. It must be a new breed of somekind".
|You never know where you will be when your diarrhea returns.||by Lila|
|Nazgul: Hold on there!! its a shilling to tie your boat up at the dock!
Gandalf:um.... wrong movie mate
|by Steph Greenleaf|
|Is this the right room for an argument?||by Kail|
|Black Rider: So we meet again, young Gandalf...but for the last time.
Gandalf: I will never let you kill me...you killed my father!!
Black rider: No...I AM your father!!
|by L and G|
|At the moment when Gandalf needed him most, Pippin was too busy picking fuzzies out of Gandalf's cloak.||by Eryka|
|Shadowfax... your date's here."
"It followed me, Gandalf, can I keep it?"
"Excuse me sir, could you tell me how to get to Hogwarts?"
|by Dom's Brown Bobcat|
|Pippen: This land it dinna' belang ti ya!
WiKi: It dinna'?
Pippin: Na! It dinna'?
|Pippin: Why doesn't OUR horse have wings, Gandalf?||by Tinnurien|
|WK: "Gandalf, long time no see! But if I may say so, it's after Labor Day, and you are just now switching to white? Bad form, old man, bad form!"||by Luthien|
|Where will you be when your laxative starts working?||by phonebook|
Pippin: Hey, that Nazgul owes me money!
Gandalf: That's great. You go ask him to pay up while I get the heck out of here.
Nazgul: God, I hate riding on dinosaurs.
A horse, a horse! Mordor for a horse!
|Pippin: who is that?
Gandalf: That is the lovely woman we have agreed you to marry. Isn't she gorgeous?
Pippin: yeah gorgeous to who? you?
|One measley horse, hobbit, and wizard against the Witch King and his steed; small chance of success... What are we waiting for?!
(Reference to ROTK, Gimili's line)
|by Mrs Samantha Bloom|
|Witchking: Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three ere the other side he see!
Gandalf: Ask me the questions. I am not afraid.
Witchking: What is your name?
Witchking: What is your quest?
Gandalf: To help Frodo and company destroy the Ring and save Middle Earth.
Witchking: What if your favorite color?
Witchking: *hiss* Right. Off you go.
|Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Nazgul: WELL, YOU SHALL NOT PASS EITHER!
Random science teacher who stops tape and hops in front of screen: And this, class, is an example of *emphasis* Balanced Forces.*un-emphasis* A balanced force has no effect on the motion of an object, and therefore does not interfere with Newton's first law... *talks into the distance*
I knew I should have taken a left turn on Albackerky!
Gandalf: This is why you don't feed wild animals!
Pippin: Ooops! My fault!
|by Pippin's Pervert|
|Pippen: O.k. So what you're saying is we have to run at this thing with a big pointy stick and hope to knock him off?
Gandalf: Pretty much yeah.
Pippen: And we have to do this while he's trying to do the same to us?
Gandalf: That sounds about right.
Pippen:Eeep! Gandalf one request before we face our doom.
Gandalf: And that would be?
Pippen: If you should make it through this nightmare then make sure my coffin is made out of mahogany and not cherrywood. Gandalf:?
|oh no it's nazgul 11. and he is mad he didn't make it in the movie||by David|
|he will be my squishy an he will be squishy and he will be mine!!! here little squishy squishy squishy...||by zoey|
NAZGUL: You...you're supossed to be dead!
GANDALF: Am I not? *looks at self* Oh...
(Think about it...it could work even when the other one says it...)
NAZGUL: Awww, Gandalf, can I keep him...?
|Nazgul: He whosoever approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see...||by Aglaroenanor|
|Fell Beast: I AM THE FELL BEAST!!!! FEAR ME!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Shadofax: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" yourself pipsqueak!
Nazgul: "Pardon me, but could you point me in the direction of Mordor? The witch king was too stubborn to ask for directions".
Gandalf decided that this was the end of the playdates for Shadowfax.