The Bagginses
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Captions that have been submitted to Contest # 31:
| Losing bingo finally started to take its toll on Billy. | by Christiana |
| BILLY: *whispers* dom... DOM: wot? BILLY: my fingers are stuck together again... DOM: oh for pete's sake! didn't you learn not to play with glue back at contest #27? BILLY: who's pete? |
by Mrs Aragorn |
| Dom : (hit Billy's Hand) stop playing with ur finger nail. Billy : What? |
by Mrs Obvious |
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Too much lembas! *groan* Dom: Billy, put Elijahs flea down! He's looking for it! Give him to me! Billy: If you want him, Come and Claim him! |
by Fiona LotR Lover |
| Pippin: I'm not sure what I ate last night was chicken... | by AllaBella |
| Pippin was ashamed when Merry confronted him about his missing tomatoes. | by Bird |
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Billy: Oh my nails sooo need a manicure! The horror...what would Legolas say? Billy enjoys knitting clothing for small, invisile people in his freetime. |
by Eryka |
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*thinking* This candy tastes funny... Why won't anybody dance with me? |
by Tallulah |
| I never did like bacon. But did Pete listen? Noooo. *sigh* I need cake. | by Elwing |
| Is anyone coming? Good. My preciousss..." | by Hannah M. |
| **groan** These brownies are **graon** strong.... | by _liz_elf_girl |
| Billy as a phychiatrist: Dom (lieing on a makeshift sofa made of cafeteria chairs and a tablecloth): ...And then Orli and Elijah were taken by all the raging fangirls! I was the only one left! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE ME?! Billy (filing his nails and pretending to be sympathetic): Uh-huh...uh-huh...yes, but how does that make you FEEL? |
by Pendragon |
| Billy soon found out that eating like a chipmunck wasn't as fun as he intended. | by ElijahFreek17 |
| *thinks to self* Right, if I jes caulk meh head aroun thes way, I can hear wha' those people behind meh are sayin' about Elijah's brownies... | by gollum on atkins |
| Mabe, when noone is looking, I can put on the ring and freak everyone out. | by Sara |
| Just another day at work! | by Dreamcatcher |
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They don't know about Second Breakfast, Merry. Can I please get a bigger mushroom? |
by Tinnurien |
| Billy: I didn't do it and I didn't see Dom do it. You can't blame us. Dom off screen: *snicker**snicker* |
by Lily |
| Random people: AHHHHHHHH! *scream and run away (notice empty chairs next to him). BILLY: Maybe all those beans this morning wasn't such a good idea... |
by Shaya |
| YUCK! Cinnamon! I HATE cinnamon! | by Deb |
| Billy: (singing) Nobody knows the trouble I've seen .... nobody knows my sorrow ... | by Tiffany |
| Bill was disappointed to lose the cheese eating contest | by MerryMary |
| Billy:The Ring is mine, my own! Elijah:Are you ok? Billy:This is what not getting enough sleep can do to you, precious |
by Scottish Elf |
| While smiling at the paparazzi, Billy secretly tries to slip on his fake nail before anybody notices... | by Bagender |
| Dom: hey is that Elijah doing his boy george impression again....? Billy: *looks*.....I seriously dont know him... |
by Shieldmaiden |
| B: eww this cafateria food taste like eowyns cooking. | by amanda boyd |
| Nobody knows the trouble i've seen... | by Rachel Baggins |
| Pippin stayed out if the conversation feeling left out. Pippin:"they wont see...if i ...can just... get the last lembas bread..." *merry turn towards pippin* Merry: "where is my lembas bread?!" |
by alisha |
| dom never learned his lesson about being thankfull for what he gets.although its less than what everyone else has | by sohaib |
| Billy: "Oooh...pretty hobbit lass! Maybe if I look pathetic and lonely she will come over and talk to me!" | by Laifanawen |
| *Billy*: This is my pet Frog and he does an amazing trick... watch *Frog*: "One door leads to the Tresure the other to unspeakable death" *Billy* : Isnt it amazing! |
by Aragorn's |
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Billy didn't feel so good after thwacking his head on the too close camera Billy: Firsssssssssst we will take over the canteen tent, preciousssssssss. Then the world! *manic laughter* |
by Ben |
| dom: hide it! billy: where? dom: i don't know! billy: *scrunches up piece of paper in between fingers* dom: yeah, nobody will suspect a thing billy: yeah |
by Caitrin |
| Why did i have to be sent to the naughty table? It should have been Dom and Viggo... *evil plotting and mumblings* | by SupaLorLor |
| BILLY: Where IS Dom?? He promised to dance with me! | by Chessy |
| *Billy tries his hardest to look completely innocent after dumping half a container of hot-sauce on Dom's hamburger...* | by Elvenarcher007 |
| billy tries to use his "Psychic" powers to tell frodo to pass the jam. | by sohaib |
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"Lij just stole my sandwich. I thought he said he wouldn't use that ring anymore." (slipping 'the one ring' onto his finger) -"Heh. heh. This should be fun." |
by sarah |
| Billy forced himself to focus on the impending doom of Elijah's pet flea rather than the disappointment he felt over his missing brownies. "Revenge...yes. He will pay." | by haleycopter |
| Billy had no idea how to tell Faerie- He'd ruined her Legolas t-shirt in the wash. | by Faerie in Combat Boots |
| The cast tries Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.. Orlando: (off screen) Yay, orange! Pippin: to bad..earwax! |
by Jllz |
| pip: oh merry while your up would mind getting me a plate of mushrooms? sure pi pippin cuts him off and a bowl of salad? okay but cuts him of again and some old toby and some patatoes and carrots and a few onions? thanks merry your the best | by pippin the great |
| Billy**thinks** Elijah gets a huge line of fans, Viggo's been signing autographs for hours, Orlando could hardly get out his door...But not me, no body wants my signature. Why can't I be a hearthrob. **weeps** | by _liz_elf_girl |
| Billy; I wonder what will happen if i throw this paper at Dom! | by Kayleigh |
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Billy Boyd as an Avon representative. (doesn't he look like he has mascara on?!) Billy (to Merry): That yellow vest is so not you, daaahling. I don't care what Dom says! All girls are princesses... even me! |
by Anne Winters |
| Billy: ...but the splinter was really only this big. | by Elanor |
| merry-pippin!!!what's wrong? pippin-it's *sniff* just* sniff sniff* well....*hiccup* legolas said....*hiccup sniff* merry-what? what did legolas say? pippin- well...he said * sniff* that.... my nails were ugly *sniff* and i eat too much!!!! merry- he forgot to mention that your hair looks dirty... pippin-MERRY!!!!! waaaa.. merry- on i was just kidding pippin!!! get over it he does it to everyone! he's just mad because he missed his last hair appoinment and his roots are showing again... pippin- you think merry-i know..don't worry about it pippin-*smiles* ok!!(jumps of chair)..now where did i put those mushrooms? |
by Lady of Lorien |
| Honestly, Dom. Don't be so SILLY! I CAN form a heart with my fingers... | by saruman |
| Billy: "But I don't WANT to eat my veggies!" | by Robin |
| when are the mushrooms going to come? | by SamWiseTerry |
| Being a small lad helped when he was eyeing up Eowyn. | by solith |
| Billy: "psst! Hey, Dom?" Dom: "What?" Billy: "You see that lady over there?" Dom: **evil snicker** "Yes" Billy: "My mom and her mom...are both mothers" |
by Rose |
| Billy*to invisible person in hand*: Don't worry Dom didn't mean that-did YOU Dom. Dom: Billy, come on. There is no person in your hand. No more brownies for you. Billy: HEY! You're hurting Bert's feeling. Now apologize!! |
by Sheena |
| (speaking to Dom, using a 'can i trust you' type of voice) Billy: "You won't tell Frodo that I took his precious while he was sleeping, will you? |
by Bubble |
| Hmm... this food tastes funny. Kind of like hair spray....LEGOLAS!!! | by Adrienne |
| Billy started wondering if he should be worried about why everyone left in a rush. | by Brooke |
| I wish Dom would brush his teeth more often. All that food stuck between his teeth is really gross. | by hobbitmum |
| If I dont look at Dom mabye I wont have to tell him that he has something stuck in between his teeth. | by Tolky |
| I can't believe Elijah ate the last of my brownies...I'm gonna get him for that. *thinks* maybe I can get Legolas to put makeup on Elijah in his sleep again..... | by Legolas gurl |
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Wait! Elijah! It was a joke! I didn't mean what I said about you not looking good in pink! It took me three hours to get this gum out of my hair last time . . . and Gandalf throws it at me again! |
by Anàwiel |
| Billy: No one will notice that it's gone. It's only a small gold ring after all. My preciouss! | by elf buddy |
| To everyone's surprise, and his own dismay, Pippin was the only Hobbit not asked to dance. | by Isilehtele |
| Why Pippin shouldn't bear the Ring- Reason #43: "MAN I'm hungry... I wonder how angry Aragorn would be if I ate it..." | by Reasonably Crazy |
| *singing* All by my self... don't wanna be... | by Firithfalaswen |
| *reading desert menu: One desert per person* Decisions, decisions. *sighs* Why is choosing a desert sooooooooo hard? I want the cheesecake, but I also want some of those tasty, melt-in-your-mouth-to-dye-for brownies. *looks around* I wonder if anyone would notice if I had both for desert? |
by Ainamenelwen |
| 'I know Dom told me to stop playing with the gum under the table, but...c'mon it's fun!' | by Raelyn |
| Thinking:Will the guy ever finish up this story, I really have to get this painful hangnail out it is just killing me ! (I honestly don't mean to be rude.) | by L.A. |
| Ok..now am I getting the cake or the pie?Eenie meenie miney mo...cake or pie... | by Goldilocks |
| Bilbo, stop laughing at me! You know I can't do the "my precious" thing. | by insomniac ranger |
| "*sniffle* What's wrong with playing 'Itsy Bitsy Spider'? I bet a lot of guys do that in their spare time..." | by Hannah M. |
| Finally met a mushroom he didn't like. | by llama person |
| Pippin: Man, this party sucks. | by Gloria |
| *billy stares wistfully at the sumptious food set on the table at the other side of the food tent...* "gah, if only i wasn't on the atkins diet!" | by anonymous |
| Billy: And then I said to Liv... omg here comes orli! holy jeebus look at his nails, they're Nothing compared to mine, see look.... and who does he think he is with that orange top?? I soo wore that last week! | by StephGreenleaf |
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Pippin: *sniff* I can't believe he ate the last doughnut... Billy wonders how long it will take Elijah to realise he replaced the One Ring with a hula hoop... Billy waited patiently for someone to ask him to join in the cast photo... |
by Holz |
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pippin wishes he haden't eaten that last brownie noyicing the empty chairs around him pippin realises the isy bitsy spider is not very popular |
by pippin the great |
| billy wasn't quite sure what to do after he super-glued his fingers to do. | by entwife |
| *thinks* "That rules you out,Pip". Oh yeah?? I'll get you for that one, Dom, I'll get you... As soon as I've got something to eat. | by Rustui |
| Billy: I wish I had one of those. | by Hobbit of Feets |
| BILLY: What did the little invisible people slip in my drink, Dom? | by jennifer |
| billy decided that he wasnt getting enough attention so he tried to do a frodo and only have 9 fingers it diddnt work |
by Gemma |
| Dom, call me pippin one more time and see what happens.... | by Stromy |
| Billy: And now, to unleash my plan-to rule the WORLD! Mua haha ha ha! Dom (from distance) What was that Billy? Billy: Nothing nothing, nothing tra la la! |
by Faerie in Combat Boots |
| Billy couldnt bear to look as the Manicurist of Doom did her work upon his cuticles. | by Celebalqua |
| Billy: They'll never be able to caption this. | by Gloria |
| When Pippin was suddenly transported out of Middle Earth to the twentieth century he decided to play it cool.... Pippin: Just calm down Pip, find out what the he*ll these things your sitting on are and why that Merry look-alike keeps calling you Billy. |
by Eryka |
| Pippin remarks to the joke his friend told him: NO, Its still not funny... | by jennifer aka merrigold |
| Must look Pathetic!!!!!!!!! Pretty Hobbit girl over there!!!!!!!!!!! (Thinking evily)That'll show Orli & Lij I do have a fan girl! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!! | by Elanaduial |
| I can't remember was it you can't tig on a tag or tag on a tig? | by hobbitongal |
| Pippin: Orlando, you can't possibly be serious about wearing *that* shirt to the photo shoot! | by gimli_is_da_bomb_diggity |
| Billy could not understand why all the fangirls left the table when he told them that Orlando was outside sitting on the garden bench.....alone. | by Melody |
| Billy: Ok, so I was the one dressed up as Gollum at the end of ROTK. Finders keepers I say, and you are NOT getting this ring back from me!!! | by mevie |
| Billy immediately regretted eating the lembas that Orli had given him the night before the Who-Has-The-Cutest-Puppy-Dog-Eyes-Contest. Somehow it didn't taste just right... |
by Myelftoo |
| Hey, is that Dom over there with my girlfriend? | by TeenDramaQueen |
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sniff sniff* Do I smell....*sniff*....BROWNIES???!!! Superglue...*sniff*...brownies...oh great...this must be a Grey Panthers caption box.... |
by ShieldMaiden |
| Billy returns to LotR's "Isengard Lake" set for reshoots after filming "Master and Commander": Billy (sees water from the food tent): Oooh no, not again *groan!* Dom (off camera): Screw the drowsiness, just take some Dramamine! |
by anonymous |
| after a full five course meal and seconds billy was still hungry. Billy: God i am still starving were is that cute waitress i think she fancied me maybe she will give me more food OH!! like brownies. i love Brownies. HEY MISS......... |
by mrs elijah wood |
| Nasty little hobbitses! They stole it from us! They stole the second breakfast! | by Triss Merigold |
| Billy: thinkiing* What the Heck is that? Orlando: I don't know! Billy: How did you know I said that?!? Orlando: I can read you MIND!! Billy: cool! Teach me!! Teach me!! Orlando: I can- Billy: Yay! You can teach me!!! Orlando: No! you cut me off so it only sounded like I SAID I "can" but I really said "CAN'T"! Billy: Wha? Shoot! I thought you said you could! Oh well! |
by Legolas' Elf Girl |
| *singing quietly to himself* "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..." | by Melvasaiel |
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Billy: Damn it! Why do they make oranges so flippin' small?!? Billy discovers the difficulty of peeling a grape. |
by Me! |
| Billy: *just swallows the last brownie of Elijah and is staring veeeery innocent away from him* Elijah: what's up? Bily: *tears catch his eyes* I think I just ate your last brownie... Elijah: what brownie? Billy: ow nothing... |
by Orelinde |
| wonder if merry will notice if i steal some of his food...i missed second breakfast, he'll understand. | by Emily Anne |
| Oh jeez...Frodo's fallen again... | by Just_Kidding |
| Pippin (thinking): Yes...very nice...that plate of food is very nice...when he turns around I'll snatch it from him! Yes...nice....I like that plan...yeeesssss...... | by Jessica |
| Pippin soon became worried that his date had not returned from the bathroom after an hour. | by Galilmathien |
| Billy: I knew I should have gone to bed on time! | by Legolas' Elf Girl |
| Photographer: Come on! Give me that pouty "my precioussssssss" look! Billy: Sorry, that's Lij's thing. |
by Tomi |
| Man those GP brownies look soooooo good.... Wish I hadn't just started on the Atkins diet..... | by Lyra |
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Faster than a speeding bullet... Its a bird... Its a plain... Its...... SUPER PIPPIN!!!! This is where Pippin realized that playing with super glue always leads to bad things. |
by Pippin the dumb |
| BILLY: So here's my sad clown impression...hey! Where'd everybody go?!?! | by arwentheelf02 |
| Billy: Yes, but why are all the brownies gone? | by TheLadyGreenleaf |
| ~no comment~ | by Lady of Lorien |
| Billy got a bit discouraged with the World's smallest rubix cube after 78873 tries. | by Tari |
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(1)*thinks* "Paparazzi! Not again! Maybe if I put on my bored-annoyed face they'll go away...." (2)"Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a diet; Dom's food looks awfully good! Do you suppose he's still eating? He doesn't look THAT hungry, perhaps he wouldn't mind...." (3)"Well, everyone sure left in a hurry! I wonder if I should let them know I was just joking..." |
by anardun |
| Billy: Well yeah, i went along with it. But it wasn't my idea, honest... | by lu |
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Reporter **in annoying happy voice**: So, Billy, what's like to get up at 3 am every morning? Billy: **glares sullenly** Billy: ...I feel thin. Sort of stretched, like butter, scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday... |
by _liz_elf_girl |
| Billy: Of course not, Frodo! I didn't steal the ring! Why do you ask...? | by Spazzy |
| I wonder if Legolas knows his tights have a big hole right in the rear...hmm...to tell or not to tell... | by Star |
| Pippin: Um,Orlando, stop stating to OBVIOUS. orlando: This a purse. It is white..... |
by Pippin's Pervert |
| Billy: I knew I shouldn't have cheated on that test... | by Lady of the Woodland Realm |
| Billy: that orlando, he just thinks he's so perfect... Dom: uh...bill? B: and you know, i heard he's not a natural blond? D:BILLY!!! B:*whispers* he's behind me isn't he? |
by laurefin |
| oh crap here comes petunia maybe if i look away she wont notice me | by petunia_buffer |
| Billy knew he shouldn't, but the sight of the one ring lying on the table in the open just proved to much for him. | by Lawrence |
| *pout* why does LEGOLAS have more fan girls than me? I am just as cute! Stupid elf... | by Kahli |
| Billy: I knew I should have gotten a job over there selling pictures and giving atographs but did "I" listen to myself??? NOOOOOO!!!! *grumbles* I can't belive it fangirls looking for me but they don't know where I am! *later with a flower* I tell 'em where I am, I don't tell 'em where I am,... | by Legolas'Elf Girl |
| Billy thinking: "I don't think this is going to be one of my better photos.." | by anonymous |
| thinks* i bet i'd look better in that tutu than legolas does...... | by Lozi |
| Where is Dom with my second breakfast...*sobs with a whine* I'm hungry! | by GondorianGirl |
| Dom: So, what are we going to do tonight Bill? Billy: The same thing we do everynight Pinky- er, Dom: TRY RO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
by Cassandra |
| Gosh... They should have known that only ONE cake wouldn't be enough for the 4 of us... Everyone knows that I can eat a cake like THAT all by myself. |
by Dernhelm |
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Narrator: Here you see when Billy was being a turtle during charades. Note to self: Elijah's super-Lemon flavored brownies are *never* to be touched... |
by Stefanie |
| No, I'm not trying to secretly open a piece of candy. Why do you ask? | by Uniswift87 |
| Billy still could not get over the fact that the girls though Dom was more handsome. | by Rowan |
| V.O(billy) We needed to get rid of orlando in tonights tribal council... I just dont know how to do it... Dom: so if we get rid of orlando, elijah will probably win, unless you get immunity. Billy: that'll work(looks over his shoulder) V.O.(billy) little did i know orlando was standing right behind me)*looks back* i'm screwed... |
by Shieldmaiden |
| Dom:*talking on and on about nothing in particular* Billy:*Thinking* hmmm, well this is...boring, i'd rather talk about something fun. Hey what's that on Dom's face. Eww! It looks like a giant zit. Amazing I never noticed it. I must be blind to not see that thing. Stange... Dom:What are you staring at?!?! Billy: What? Oh nothing.*hehehe I wonder how long it will take him to notice it...* |
by Jozi |
| ...and the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again! | by Lindsey |
| You see this face Aragorn? Do Ya? Well, this is what happens when you deprive me of second breakfast!!!!! |
by Lady of Lorien |
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Pippin was the only hobbit at the inn that time, everyone else was at Bag End. Billy Boyd had to sit by himsef at the restaurant for not having a jacket and a tie...or shoes Pippin was plotting how to steal Sam's beer without him noticing. |
by Efren Took |
| No. That is NOT a pickle. | by MerryMary |
| i don't know about this stuff... hey, what are they eating over there? | by fl0 |
| Don't worry, Billy. Just keep telling yourself - it won't hurt when that hobbit foot comes off... if only you hadn't used superglue! | by Lómódë |
| *sings quietly*"i'm all alone, theres no one here beside me......." | by kiraz |
| everyone else had already left the cinema, but Billy was too busy contemplating what exactly had happened to Elijahs face in Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind........ | by kiraz |
| Billy- yeas, Elijah, you are getting very sleepy. Sleepy. Now, trade me your spam for my eggs. Gooood... | by DomKnight |
| Billy? Pshaw! I'm Mr. Burns...excellent... | by gollum on atkins |
| Pippin: Merry? Merry: What Pippen? Pippin: Will you dance with me? I feel left out. Merry: Are you joking me? [Merry left] Pippin: [talking to self] I guess theres nothing else to do but to sit here and clean my nails. My gosh, They sure need a cleaning. Legolas would be so diapointed in me. |
by Legolas's Wife |
| Pippin: *thinking* Oh man! I can't beleive Gandalf put me in time out! *pouts profusely* | by Peregrin Took |
| *looks menacingly* You come anywhere NEAR my preciiioooussss.....*cough* I'll bop you upside the head. Do i make myself...clear? | by Elf of the West |
| *hums innocently whilst slowly and quietly wadding up a piece of paper* <<>> *takes careful aim at Orlando's neatly washed, combed, and braided head and throws paper wad* Orlando:OW! Billy: [snicker] |
by Cassandra |
| Hmmm...if I ask Merry for his cookie, I know he wont give it to me...but if I try to steal it, I'll get in trouble! Unless I get Frodo to steal it for me, then he'll get in trouble! Heh heh...but then Frodo will eat the cookie! Oh, what will I do? Well, now it's too late. Merry ate it. | by insomniac ranger |
| *snuffle*....im so sad.......why does Gandalf have to be so mean........*sniff* | by Daniel |
| It's been...two days since...my last pint...of ale...can't wait...any longer!!! | by Tabetha |
| Pippin finally realises what haggis is made out of. | by Diablo |
| Merry: Hey Pip, do you know what happened to Frodo's ring? Pippin: *looks off* ...no... Merry: Are you hiding something? Pippin: ...no.. Merry: Pip? Pippin: Alright, I ate it |
by Caitrin |