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| SURGEON'S GENERAL WARNING: Do not let ELijah Wood babysit your kids while he is intoxicated with brownies. |
by Mrs Aragorn |
| Journal Entry of April 25, 2004: For the past day, this little girl has been following me around with this empty stroller shouting "WANNA RIDE, MR?!" After having to sneak past her for the fifth time today, I can't help but laugh as I think, Yeesh, they sure do make fangirls young these days. | by Pendragon |
| Little girl: I see dead people | by Chris & Vernon |
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Lij: Hi, little girl. LG: Hi! who are you? Lij: My name is Frodo... LG: Frodo?? Yippies!!! *Lij fills up with self pride* LG: So you can tell me where can I find Leoglas??? Lij: Crap... Lij: Cute little girl, nice little girl... Lil' Girl: *thinks* If he come one step closer to my carriage, I'll kick him right in the... head! |
by Firithfalaswen |
| Elijah: Wow those are some hot wheels....I wish I could have one of those. | by _liz_elf_girl |
| I thought I had gotten away from all the hobbits! | by Shay |
| "Hey, look! A hobbit!" | by Blood Roses 1619 |
| Elijah: Thinking wistfully *Iwish I had one like that, mines not blue* | by Lady of the Woodland Realm |
| aaww look at that short lil kid wait shes almost up to my waist does that mean that im short has my Lord of the Rings character influenced my life so much that i am shrinking what will i do if i become hobbit sized how will i order my cappucinos at starbucks how will i ever survive | by bird |
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Aren't you a cute little hobbit? I used to have one like that when I was a kid. Good thing Sam's daughter looks like her mother. |
by Efren Took |
| Elijah: Ah, Mini-me! As my new Mini-Me, you have to learn the basics of life...such as not walking around in public with a stroller, and not leaving the house without brownies. | by Stefanie |
| E.(thinking):"Aww, what a cute little hobbit lady, I wonder if she has some mushrooms...?" | by Eleniel |
| Elijah watched happily as little Katie started chanting Arwen's little spell by the curb, obviously sensing that her stroller was ready to wash away some terrible Nazgul or something. | by Melody |
| Elijah couldn't believe that little Annie would just stroll away right after they got to the Black Gate of Mordor. | by Elf Catcher |
| Lija- Hey! Why does she get a dollie and I don't? *brakes out into tears* | by Pippin the Dumb |
| Elijah (thinking): I wonder if her mother makes good brownies.... | by Shay |
| Elijah and the Hobbit Déjà Vu Week Day 5: "Wonder if I could fit in there..." |
by Alquawen |
| Elijah: (thinking) That looks like the doll I used to have when I was young! | by Lilka |
| Elijah: Hey, look! A hobbit! | by OrLiLover3 |
| Hey look its a little girl and she has a stroller hey isn't she a little too young to be a mother oh wait a minute she could be a hobbit. | by Lily |
| Lij:Oh how cute! A little kid pushing a carrige! Kid: I wish he would quit saying that,this is the 12th time he's passed me!! |
by anonymous |
| Lij- Hey, that thing looks alot like the thing Orli used to carry around his make up and hair supplies! | by Bethany Z |
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Elijah just loved his new walking suzie doll with stoller. What would have happened if Frodo kept the ring... Just keep walking...Just keep walking...Just keep walking in the street. Elijah:For 50 bucks a kid babysittings no big deal. |
by Rachel Baggins |
| Oh come on guys!! What happened to my limo?!?! | by Mrs Aragorn |
| Elijah (thinking): Wha- Is that a ring on her finger? Ooohhhh, my precious, it is. And we wants it. *shakes his head* Dude, it was just a movie...chill. |
by Tinuelen |
| lij: she has gum in her hair. | by fl0 |
| EW: (thinking) Hey! She kind of looks like me! But I'm not a girl, I don't like dolls, I'm not young, I don't have blond hair... | by Lil'Dude |
| Elijah: hey kid. could you give me a ride in your stroler to mordor. | by Amanda Boyd |
| Elijah: Hi, what's your name? Girl: I am Okami! And this (points to her doll) is Daigoro! (wheels her cart away) *gara gara gara...!* Elijah: What a weird kid... |
by Kitsune-Chan |
| Little girl: "I swear, if you don't sign my poster the stoller gets it!". Elijah: "hehe...cute kid". Little girl: "I MEAN IT!!!". |
by Laifanawen |
| Elijah helped to start the first ever Hobbit strike. | by Heather |
| Elijah chuckled evily as the car came closer and closer to his unsuspecting victim... Elijah: That's what happens when you don't look left, then right, then left again! [Edit LaWise - not that I think he'd do that... ] |
by Felicia |
| frodo was delighted to see someone shorter than him even if they were a lot younger | by cat |
| Elijah: I remember when I was that tall... Fans: yeah, you were in Back to the future II *swoon* |
by Morganpony2 |
| Hey, I had the same one during my childhood... | by Resa |
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EW: Hey kid! Can I have a go in your pram? Small Kid: NOOO! YOU CANNOTS TAKES MY PRECIOUS FROM ME. ITS MINE ALL MINE JUST FOR ME! MY LOVE. (fondles doll pram) EW : sheesh I was just asking. I wonder if anyone told her about the 'Kick me' sign stuck on her back? |
by Fiona LotR Lover |
| Elijah: Awww, how cute! Little girl: *thinks* He suspects nothing... I´ll just wait until he has walked by - then attack! Hehe, it´s fun to be evil! |
by Rustui |
| Road Safety Rule Number One: Don't not let small children wander near busy roads Elijah: Dammit! |
by Vicki |
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Elijah: Look! A child!...Wait a minute - I'm not Captin Obvious! Elijah: I wish I was as good with kids as I am with the ladies Man in left corner: *Snorts* |
by Angry Bean |
| Lijah grins to himself tht he managed to get out of his mothers idea of him marrying as a toddler, as he watches a young mother push her babay across the road!! | by Susan |
| Exclusive newsflash from the Valinorean Times: Spotted: Unemployed ex-ringbearer finds new goal in life: Babysitting Elf children, while their mothers pay a visit to the hairdresser. |
by Lassie Rowan Gamwich |
| Lij: Ha! Look at that small child thats about to run into a main road... *pause* Oooo... not good. | by Charlie |
| Elijah: What a cute kid...she looks familiar... Girl: Daaaaad! Help me with this... |
by Lorency |
| Liji: Aww what a cute little kid Little girl: *thinking* hehehe, if only he knew my evil plan Liji:Hey that's my cat she has in there!! Little girl: *pushes stroller into oncoming traffic* mwahahahaha |
by Josi |
| ELijah: OMG i am not the shortest any more!!!!!! | by Captain Obvious's Love |
| Elijah: HEy I wonder if she knows how to play tig. | by Lily |
| Lij: *thinks* Hey! What's that little girl doing with MY stroller and dollie. | by Stephne |
| Elijah: HA! Who's the hobbit now! | by Natalie |
| EW: Awww...looky at the cute kid! Kid: The hobbitses is talking to Smeagol? Nasty filth, taking his precious... EW: Wah! I thought the flashbacks would stop! |
by Tomi |
| *thinks* oh look a child! *slaps forehead* oh gawd i had an orlando moment! |
by Standerbyslol |
| Elijah: "Look mom! A little girl! Can I keep her?" **gives mom puppy eyes** | by Robin |
| Elijah: I wonder when that little girl will notice that I snatched her doll and put it in my pocket.. Little Girl: hey - why is my stroller empty? Where's my dolly? Elijah: dee dee dum.. oh, what? |
by Goldberry |
| Eli: Ooh! A Pretty Princess Dolly! I want one! | by Emily |
| Elijah: Oh I love kids!So sweet and harmless-just like brownies! I'm gonna give this one a pat on the head... Little Girl: *thinking* That's right, dude...come a bit closer and we'll see just how innocent 4 year olds can be...Trust me. These carriages are used for more than doll-walking... |
by Elvenarcher007 |
| Lij: *sigh* I remember when I had a doll like that... | by Me |
| Elijah: Come here, little girl... I've got some candy... | by Reasonably Crazy |
| Elijah: I wonder what'll happen if I tell her her baby doll is attatched to that 4 by 4... | by Cassandra |
| EW: Can I get one Mum? Pleeeeeeeease?! I'll be your best friend!!! | by Kahli |
| Lij : the kid is going away... little girl : cos captain Obvious is over there. Lij : tat's y i'm stating the obvous!!! |
by Mrs Obvious |
| Elijah: Awww, ain't that sweet. Man, I want a kid. Faerie: That can be arranged. *evil grin* Elijah: Ummm, never mind. |
by Faerie in Combat Boots |
| Elijah: Oh, this is nice.....little boys with baby carages.... | by Shieldmaiden |
| oooohhhhh, a hobbit baby! | by Woody |
| Elijah: Nice selection of attire little dude....(note what Elijah's wearing) | by Shieldmaiden |
| Wait a minute is that Orli? Nah it can't be he's too tall. Maybe i shouldn't have had that last brownie. | by anonymous |
| Elijah: I will call her Squishy and she shall be mine. She shall be my Squishy. Come here little Squishy, come here little Squishy. @girl walks into the road@ Lij: NO! BAD SQUISHY! |
by Cassandra |
| Elijah: Hey! That's mine! Get back here! | by Laredith |
| lij: hey kid wer'e marching! get back in line! | by john |
| "I need more fans in her agegroup, she just ignores me." | by Chloe |
| Elijah:*thinking* And we give the child a little nudge and she'll fall, let go of the stroller and bye bye Stroller of DOOM Random Child:*thinking* That's what you think Mr. "I played Frodo, so I can save the world" |
by Cary |
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Elijah: See, it's not only me who can look good in a navy jacket! Elijah: Thank goodness i did my jacket up otherwise everyone would know that I was wearing the same top as her! |
by Elf Kiss |
| Elijah: It's a kid! Kid: Thanks for the info, Captain Obvious. Orlando: THAT'S MY LINE! GET YOUR OWN! |
by Lily the Bucklander |
| Little Girl: OMG! UR ELIJAH WOOD! Lij: Why, yes I am! *gloats with pride* LG: Do you think you could introduce me to Orlando? Lij: AGH!!! |
by jess_ica |
| Elijah: How cute. Little Girl: Where's my baby?!y Elijah: *points to doll in road* You mean that baby? |
by Captian Holly Short of the LEPrecon Police |
| Little Girl:((to doll)) Let's go for a wride, Mr. Fwodo! ((elijah smiles, full of self pride)) little girl drops doll into sewer, puts a new doll in the stroller and pushes the stroller across the street. ((elijah's smile turns into shock)) Little Girl: Sam's my favowite! |
by Gir and Mini Moose |
| How to tell a future "Daddy." | by Alquawen |
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Elijah*thinks to self* Hey, I'm finally taller than someone!! Elijah: Hey! Little girl! Look out for that- *bam!* Elijah *thinks to self* Kid? What kid? There was no kid! |
by Eryka |
| Lij: Oh wow look! a REAL hobbit...i always knew those existed! *stares* It's so small... | by ElwingV |
| A hobbit!! They do exist!! | by Angela |
| Elijah was estatic when he recieved his complementary hobbit escort for playing the part of Frodo in LOTR. It didn't go very fast, but he ocasionally got her to make coney stew just like Sean used to make. | by Peregrin Took |
| Elijah: Her hair is blond Sean:(offscreen)NO!!! HE caught the Orli disease! |
by ManniElf |
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OMG! Im actually taller than someone!! Yay!!" Little girl: (thinking) Why do I get the feeling someone's staring at me? |
by Fahmi |
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i wonder if my daughter will look like that someday [slightly edited] hey yo!! can i have a ride??? |
by holly |
| "Ah... it's so sad to see them so sweet and innocent now, and know that in about ten years, they'll turn into crazed fangirls..." | by Hannah M. |
| hey look, a cute little kid running out into the middle of the street. use to do that when I was a little kid. drove dear old Mum mad. | by lily |
| thinking- Hey I could use one of those. I wonder if it has a CD player. | by katydid |
| Elijah to friend: Aww, isn't she a cute little girl? Girl pushing stroller: *thinks* Ha! That's why we are "very rarely seen by the big folk"! Huh! I bet he thinks this is a doll! |
by Elfin Maiden |
| Lij:I didn't know kids could get tattoos... on the back of their neck... of Orlando... Kid*thinking*: Wait til he finds out it's tempoary. |
by Mirkwood Princess |
| hehe! the kid has a stroller! | by leggy_luv01 |
| Elijah tired of being made fun of about his hight, started hanging around with 2ft. tall toddlers to boost his self-esetme. | by *Lij'ismyluv* |
| i look bad standing next to this kid | by jay |
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Elijah: Wow, that's a little girl! Orli: *comes in from no where* Hey that's MY call Elijah: YES!!! Another helpless person! if I help 3 more helpless people across the street I'll get my Helping badge!:o) |
by StephGreenleaf |
| Lij- Hey Sean look at this little girl she's got a blue stroler! Sean-Soooooo?!? Lij-*crying* I want a blue one I've only got a pink one!! |
by Taylor |
| Lij-Now,Now, Patrisha you know what Mommy said don't you? little girl-Patwisa! who's Patwisa? Who you calling Patwisa? What in th- Oh! Ewijah Wood! Lij- Yes that's me! little girl- Do you know where I can find ORLANDO BLOOM? Lij-(slaps fore head and looks up) Oh man, Oh man, Oh man, Oh MAN! |
by Taylor |
| Elijah sighs contendly: I love toddlers, they're so much smaller than me! | by WickedBiccie |
| how come she gets a doll? i wanna doll too! Mom! can i have stroller too! please? PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!! | by jennifer |
| Fake laugh and thinking: *where* is that girl going with *my* buggy!? | by Orelinde |
| Elijah: *sniggering* ha ha she'll never pass her driving test with THOSE parking skills! | by Chessy |
| ELijah: Can I please play with the stroller? Kid: No. Lij: Plleeease? Kid: NO! Go away creepy man! |
by Faerie in Combat Boots |
| Elijah:Hey look! She is playing with a frodo doll! Little girl:Don't worry frodo,I won't let Shelob get you. |
by Righthurr1234 |
| "wooww i want one!" | by dudette elfit |
| Elijah: OH! I want a jacket like hers...it's almost as pretty as my brown one! | by Bouncingferret02 |
| Hey little girl aren't you a little young to be a mom? | by Hobbitmum |
| Little Girl: Pushing a stroller off a curb takes a lot of concentration, and the speeding cars are distracting me. | by insomniac ranger |
| Awwwwwwwww, cute kid!!! {thinks} If I see another hobbit, I'm gonna FLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | by Moriah |
| *Elijah take on Captain Obvious* Elijah: Look, it is a child. She has a stroller. And there is a doll in it. |
by Tolky |
| guy in brown jacket:Look elijah! someone shorter than you! elijah:*smiling/whispering* as soon as this photographer leaves, you're dead... |
by laurefin |
| Girl: I had four biscuits, then I ate one. Then I only had three... Elijah: Hehehe, i can see those brownies have taken hold nicely. *evil maniacle laugh* |
by Voldy |
| Lijah: "Wow, for the first time ever, I can say i'm taller then someone! Yahooo!" Little girl: "One day, I'm going to grow up to be taller then Elijah Wood!" |
by Miryia |
| elijah thinks to self, and they have down in history as hobbits being the smallest creatures, i think not, look at that its a girlpram, very rare creature, very tiny, almost like a child | by kareece |
| Elijah: Hey little girl where'd you get you Super Excercise Barbie stroler??? Little Girl: At Barbie Mania! Elijah: Thanks, but I don't want to go there!! Little Girl: Well you have to go there IF you want one!!! Elijah: Good Heavens!!! Never mind I'll just go to BabyLand and get one! :) |
by Frodo's Hobbit Girl |
| elijah thinks to self: she doesn't realize what a privilige it is to meet me the nerve shes not even clamoring for my auotograph! | by pippin the great |
| Ha ha! Even my wig was better than that! | by Alandria |
| Frodo: Hey look, a hobbit! | by Ceana |
| Little girl: Hey Lij' why did the little girl cross the road? Elijah: To get to the other side? Little girl: No, to get away from you. Quit walking past me already!!! |
by Melphie |
| Elijah wondered how many brownies he'd have to give up to get a ride. | by haleycopter |
| Aww. It reminds me of my old Hobbit days. Wait.........to Shaq, I still am a Hobbit! *chuckles to self* | by Vanael |
| Elijah:She will be perfect for my lecture on how hobbits can be great!!!(evil laugh) | by LOTRgirl |
| "Hey there! I have one just like that!" | by Jaime |
| Elijah:Gimme back my brownies...or else. Kid:My doll ate 'em |
by Isilwen |
| Elijah: "Awww, isn't that little girl just adorable!" (who's sorta..off her rocker) Little girl: "Why is that guy smiling at me like that? Can't he see that i'm a grown woman taking a stroll with my child?!" |
by Minmay |
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Yey! a hobbit smaller than me! |
by The It |
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Little Buggie Baggins out on his midday stroll spotted another hobbit who also had a buggie and wondered if they were related. The hobbits......theyre alive and multiplying! |
by Roo |
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*thinking* Elijah," Man, I wish I still had my stroller and then we could play together!!!" Elijah" Have fun crossing the street!" Girl" I will!" Elijah walking up to the girl smiling,"Hey, little girl what happened to the baby in your stroller?" Girl" It's in the street." Elijah" Oh, well, would you like me to go get your doll for you?" Girl" No, just leave her." Elijah" But she will get ran over. Are you sure you don't want me to go get her for you?" Girl" I'm sure. She was being bad to day and I told her if she didn't behave I was going to put her in the middle of the road. Well, sure enough she wouldn't behave." Elijah giving her look like 'what a violent girl' walks off at a pretty fast speed. |
by L.A. |
| E: oh how cute! thinks to self hobbits actully exist? | by Pippin the Great |
| Elijah: Ah! Yet another recruit just waiting to be snapped up for Hobbit Traiing! | by Ben Maynard |
| eiljah:must ....not....kick....kid.. **child kicks elijah in the knee** elijah;first it was seans trick pony fariy and knoe his kid *elijah falls* |
by vharry lavery |
| Elijah- "Oh what a cute litt..." Director- "CUT! Look Elijah, I said you could have a walk on role in Seed of Chucky. But only Billy Boyd gets to speak!" |
by Daronda |
| Elijah: IT'S A HOBBIT INVASION!!!! Little Girl: What? Elijah: You are the fourth hobbit-size child I have seen in the last five minutes. LG: Whatever. |
by Cary |
| Elijah Wood checks out the ladies! *thinks* She'd be cute if she wasn't wearing those shoes... |
by Dom's Brown Bobcat |
| Elijah- Okay while she's not looking I'll put this "kick me" sign on her back. | by Hobbitongal |
| Never let Elijah be around Orlando-- "Hey look, it's a child!" |
by Lindsay |
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Elijah: *thinking* Aww, how cute, and -- HEY! SHE'S ABOUT TO PUSH MY TEDDY INTO THE ROAD!!! Little Girl: It is time to meet your doom in the highway, Elijah-doll! Elijah: *thinking* Keep smiling...just keep smiling... |
by Starling |
| Elijah: Oh, a penny! | by gollum on aktins |
| boo ya grandma | by Michelle & Granma |
| Elijah: Aww...look at the little girl and her---WAIT! ARE THOSE *MUSHROOMS* IN THERE?! | by Luthien Nenharma |
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Elijah: "Alrighty, then, have him back by 5. See ya, sweetie.!Be a good boy for Mommy!" Little girl:(to self) If that man asks me "What have I got in my pocketes" again, I'm gonna call the cops! Elijah to self:(through gritted teeth) Why does ORLI get all the hot chicks? |
by Baby_Leggy |
| Little Girl: Now Elijah, you have to hold my hand if you're gonna cross the street. Elijah: But I don't WANNNA!!!!!! mwahahahahahaha! |
by AnaLee |
| Elijah: Wow... for once I'm *taller* than someone... | by GollumtheGreat |
| Elijah: That little girl's really cute... but where's her mom? People need to be more careful! (Walks into the back of a car) Hey, who put that there? LG: Sheesh, that guy needs a mom! |
by Marigold |
| lij: hello little girl little girl : you arrrre fwodo arwnt you lij : well actualy little girl : aww, you look like him lij : my actual name is michael jackson |
by Amariel |
| girl: my doll! where's my doll! elijah: it's mine, my own, my - he! no! please don't cry! here's your doll! you want some brownies? here! |
by Jllz |
| thinks to himself* "Hey, that kid has brownies... hehehe..." | by *wild* |
| Lij is amazed as a little girl storms the Black Gates with a pushchair... | by Pancakes or Brownies |
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aahh...memorys of being a hobbit! oh! I used 2 have one of those! That kid is cuter than me! Someone call the police! |
by emily anne |
| little girl:look dolly there's a hobbit behind us elijah: ok that's it!!! i said the next time i heard someone tell a hobbit joke i was gonna kick them...... thinks*good thing there's a red light right now* |
by Lady of Lorien |
| *in gollum like voice* you stole my precious. Give it back! Me promises to play nice. |
by Raelyn |
| What the heck is that baby doing. | by Koogle |
| Who is a sweet little girl? You are you little hobbit! | by Krazy |
| Lig:Abubububoobitibooo! Adoobadooo! Ar oo oh oot! Girl: Geez, I'm twee, don't talk to me like that you *&&^^^% Lig:OOOOOOOOOOO! Tha a bab baby! Baby don cus! |
by anonymous |
| KID: Stop! Who would cross the sidewalk of death must answer me these questions three... ELIJAH: I'm getting too old for this! |
by arwentheelf02 |
| Elijah: I knew there were hobbits! | by Lorddess Dom-may |
| "To self" Wow, finally someone I'm taller than! | by Nicholas Turner |
| Elijah: Oh how cute! *thinks to self* Hobbits actully exist? | by Smeagol the Snatcher |